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why does my blender have just 13 speeds?
{ONE}
It moves when it's shoved; is rarely
moved; it sits aloof in a corner.
{TWO}
They suggest that you use
the setting 'disturb'
when mixing a volatile liquid.
{THREE}
A breathless extrusion of distended words,
images spun like cold cream cheese,
the spurious features the maker provides;
the power and skill that I need.
{FOUR}
I chucked the pitcher
at chitterbox squirrels.
I really wanted
meat and a daiquiri.
{FIVE}
Wal-Mart fliers tout 23 speeds.
Mother's Day must be coming.
{SIX}
Lone wizard of Menlo, did you conceive
this contrivance of speed of your genius?
We speak of high-lines and towers
and peaks; none speak
of gloam death in ethers.
{SEVEN}
When the last loon
is spotted
leaving Crean Lake,
the only sound heard
is a whirring.
{EIGHT}
Giselle embraced guests
with servings of mai-tais
and heaped bowls of home-made
clam dip. Her blender,
untended by poolside
a fortnight, suffered
from lark's bottom splatter.
{NINE}
Pomegranate and cherry
blend to nirvana. Pomegranate
and nuk-mom blend goo.
{TEN}
Oh, mothers, frappe ice cream
and cocoa and milk! Feast
on this small self-indulgence.
Share hesitant glassfuls
with children and spouse--
this sparse self-indulgence:
your love.
{ELEVEN}
A prayer to Allah and
a plea to the alderman
funnel and spin
through their vessels.
{TWELVE}
I'd rather break ice with a heavier tool
than damage its fragile esteem.
{THIRTEEN}
I am alone with my push-button toy,
serrated by comfortable distance.
� 2004 by Edward J. O' Brien
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