BOTTOM'S UP!!! Challenge Winners at Spit Toon

These poems were inspired by the names of the drinks whose recipes follow the poem.
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Ha Ha Tonka
1st place

your scent on my fingers
makes me want to
play in the dirt with you


your presentness
your clocks without hands
hands without clocks
make me giggle and laugh


come out to play
wear a skirt
so i can peek

�2006 by e john e


1 oz Vodka
1 oz Amaretto
1 oz Sloe gin
1 oz Southern Comfort
Orange juice

Use 16 oz. cup, fill ice, pour in alcohol, then top with orange juice, for weaker, add more OJ.

Sandra Buys a Dog
2nd place - tie

Kicked to the curb again -
nothing clean enough to wear, just
grabbed this damn unflattering shirt
on the way out.
They won't care at Rambo's
won't stare, just ask with eyes
what I want .
Every answer is a lie, so I just mouth,
"Sandra Buys a Dog".

�2006 by LizbethAnnK


1 oz Dark rum
1 oz A�ejo rum
3 oz Cranberry juice
1 oz Orange juice
1 dash Bitters

Pour all of the ingredients into a highball glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well.

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2nd place - tie


unties heavy wings
, she confides
in the ear of he, a dirty filthy he asleep in a chair
just barely there         contrarily, though

earthbound, it sends those willing
to dissolve in a downpour, to shed their
miserable sweaters

          for a falling
  star�s
                champagne foam

into orbits of extreme eccentricity

it sends every silver mouth a Magi�s cake
it sets a frame of wasps on fire
it dances and makes cock-a-leekie soup


thrown atop its metal & ashes, she stews
/ twisting, seducing / keeping time
to his
           measure of grief

�2006 by pjsnights


1 Cherry without stem
1/2 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Goldschlager
Float 1 splash 151 proof rum

Use a large shot glass. Remove stem from cherry and drop in glass. Pour in Southern Comfort and Goldschlager. Carefully float in a splash of 151 Rum. With a cigarette lighter ignite 151 Rum on fire and serve. Put out fire before drinking.



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