| Rugby and Sex...are they the same thing? Surely, this is a question that has plagued mankind for years, but after some rummaging thru the Internet, I stumbled upon this site that was about some rugby quotes, made by rugby announcers, that can also be used for sexual terms. (Who knows what is going on in Rugby announcing booths?)Some examples included: "You don't see hookers going down on players like that." "He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline." "Marcus Spencer is running across the field, calling out, 'Come inside me!'" "I can tell you it's a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you burst right through." "I don't like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him." "Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today." "There's nothing that a tight forward likes more than a lossie right up his backside." "Everyone knows that I have been pumping Martin Lee for a couple of seasons now." Leave it to the Canadians to ruin another great sport. |