| Granny Theif! Police Reports: DUESSELDORF, GERMANY - Be on the lookout for a three-time bank robber. She is probably armed with a pistol, and has over $25,000. Her profile: Age: 65-80 Hair: Grey Clothes: Knitted Sweaters Car: Unavailable to drive (ME talking) I don't know about you, but these Germans are pretty stupid. How could a granny rob three banks in a row? All you gotta do is scream, "BOOOO!", and she'll get startled, break her hip, have a stroke, and die! That's all you gotta do! THem Germans are retarted, I tell ya. Back to weird news |