Jerry�s at the back of the stage pretending to wash a window.
Jerry peeps in .The owner tries to talk to him and he pretends there is really glass there and that he can�t hear him.
DM: (tries to open the window)
JL: What are you doing? There�s no glass there, look I�ll hit the sky, it�s not real. Hello Mr. Martin. OH! A photography studio. I love photography!
DM: Now you apologize for what you just did.
JL: I did nothing wrong sir
DM: You were peeping, Tom
JL: (looks stunned) I beg to differ with you sir. I belong to the window washers union, and we have every right to take a look, every once in a while. Hehe, if we pass a window and something�s going on� we take a look.
DM: I don�t think this is a nice thing�
JL: well I�m an honourable person and I belong to an honourable union sir.
DM: we�ll you�re not honourable if you do a thing like that, Jesebel .
JL: I know it was wrong sir and I should be punished That was wrong Sylvester! Put soap on your tongue and twist your arm (Give himself an Indian burn) easy now, don�t over do it.
DM: ha Sylvester
JL: I punished myself good boy.
DM: what is it?
JL: I just wanted to tell you that photography is my hobby sir.
DM: (secretly) you have to pick up you bucket and leave.
JL: oh yeah, by the way, I�m leaving. (Goes to get bucket)
JL: I�m going sir, I�m sorry I caused you trouble
DM: (Pulls on Jerry�s shirt) Oh no you don�t! what am I gonna do now, you chased away all my models. NO body does that to me�
JL: I�ll tell you what sir, I know of a model sir.
DM: Whom?
JL: Me..
DM: Youm?
JL: Watch this sir� (funny moves, then goes to lamp post) I�ll be out of here in 10 minutes, my hair is almost done. Where�s my nails Harriet? The ones with the cuticles, harriet.
(Boss walks in)
Boss: (to DM) have you seen Sylvester? (then sees him) You�re supposed to be workin�
JL: well you see, I saw Mr. Martin�s photo shop and I thought I�d stop in sir. Haha.
DM: stopped in? you peeped in!
JL: (to boss) no I didn�t, it was only a gag sir, don�t be angry will you? (funny faces)
Boss: so you like photography eh? I�ve worked in this building for 14 years and I�ve never seen anyone so lazy!
JL: I�m lazy?
DM: Lazy.
JL: Ho Ho and balderdash. Don�t go telling me, cause I don�t need you, right Mr Martin?
DM: (to Jerry, and points to the boss) I�m with him. Boss: (to Jerry) You�re fired!
JL: Fired?
DM: That�s right F-R-I-G-H-T
Boss: you�re through; now turn in your equipment. You�re squeegee..
JL: (about to cry) just once more before I hand it in? (then squeegee�s Dean�s face) You�re sweatin�
Boss: your sponge!
JL: my what?
Boss: Your sponge!
JL: awww not my sponge, buddy.
DM: give him your sponge!
JL: (hesitates) Give back your sponge eh?
DM & JL: Sponge eh? Boss: your damp cloth.
JL: aw not my damp cloth buddy, lets go easy I have a heart, Not the damp cloth buddy.
DM: give him your damp cloth!
JL: I was gonna give it to him just now.
Boss: Your dry cloth.
JL: aw come on buddy, calm down jack!
DM: Give him your dry cloth
JL: (to audience) we�re having loads of fun, won�t you join us?
Boss: Give me your bucket!
JR: ah not my bucket! It�s been with me through thick �n thin thick.
Boss: gimmy your bucket! Let me have it!
DM: If I ever heard a cue, this is it, let him have it.
JL: (throws bucket and there�s no water in it)
DM: hahaha no water.
Boss: how about that, it�s empty! Hahahaha you fooled me this time! I always get something but not this time.
JL: (throws bucket and drenches the boss)
Boss: you sure got me this time! (Then walks off stage laughing)
DM: I don�t know what to say� how about swim a little. Hahaha
JL: I�m awfully sorry I caused you so much trouble mr martin, I shall go on my way, I have no job but I�m sorry I inconvenienced you� (walks away)
DM: how would you like to work for me?
JL: (Looks stunned) Oh! I would like that A lot sir.
DM: with your very kind permission.
JL: Yes sir! Can I work for you sir? That�s awfully kind of you sir.
DM: go behind there and put this on. (hands Jerry a sandman outfit)
JL: (Comes out in the suit)
DM: sit on this chair.
JL: What must I do sir?
DM: just sit on the chair. (picks up a cup from the table)
This is Ovaltone, this makes you sleep, see. Now after you drink it I want to see a satisfied look on your face.
JL: ok well you give me some of that.. Oh this sounds exciting doesn�t it?
DM: (pours it into a cup from a jug)
JL: hahaha it looks like gang green. (drinks it and looks sick)
DM: no no, a satisfied look.
JL: where did you get this? This is the jeckal and hide bit they�re doing here. Hehe
Who made this stuff? A broken chemist?.. You try it.
DM: ok you take it like this and drink it (sips it and doesn�t like it) ewww.
This makes you sleep, you know.
JL &DM: (yawn)
DM: stay with a satisfied look and I�ll take the picture (yawn)
JL: (Yawn)
DM: hold it
JL: (weird smiles)
DM: no no that�s not right? Here have another sip.
JL: (takes a sip and it falls out of his mouth when he yawns)
DM & JL: (yawn)
JL: (takes another sip and it misses his mouth and goes on his shirt)
DM: (stumbles over to the camera)
JL: (Keeps smiling and making weird faces, then goes over to dean, and dean�s asleep)
JL: Mr Martin!
DM: no no just ah! .. Oh ok sit back down. I got it now, just hold it.. Hold it (falling to his knees with the camera, falls asleep.)
JL: martin? (stands up and falls asleep too.)
~The End~