| I uh ... Ladies and gentlemen I uh ... I'm not usually at uh ... a loss for words but uh... If you just bare with me a moment I think I might be able to explain. Uh... It happened some time ago... being a scientist, I just happened to have stumbled on uh... one of the ... curious mysteries of science. I found myself uh ... so curious that I was... unable to uh... just stop. None the less... I never really what was going to provable... I do know now that I should have left it alone... ahem... actually... (Kelp's Teeth appear) But uh... it's a very very hard thing to do...Ahem... particularly when you... found that you've been able to do something... that so many others... failed to do. (His Hair changes back) therefore uh... (inhales a smoke them coughs and puts it out) um.. uh.. a-actually I uh... I have no real defence for my actions... other than uh... I had no control over what I said or did as uh... Buddy Love... (sigh) (Puts on glasses) I can only say uh.. i-uh.. I hope...I hope I haven't hurt anyone...Uh...Hurt anyone... (sigh) I didn't mean to hurt anyone... I didn't mean to do...anything that wasn't of a kind nature...ahem. Learning a lesson in life is uh... is never... Is never really to late... and I think that the uh... Lesson that I learnt came just in time... I don't want to uh... I don't want to be something that I am not... I didn't like being someone else... at the same time I'm very glad I was... cause I found out something that I never knew... (Sigh) You might as well like yourself... Just think of all the time you're gonna have to spend with you...and uh... well.. If you don't think too much of yourself, how do you expect others too?... that's what I found out... (Walks almost off stage) Uh Dr Warfield... I'm very sorry... I like it here at the university very much, I hope that uh... after you hear the facts... you won't think too terribly wrong of me... I love everybody here and I wouldn't really like to leave... Actually |
| Buddy Love Monologue |