2. Pizza must have angle of at least 34 degrees and must have length of at least 4.6cm to count as an official slice. Any values that don't concur with this rule shall be deemed as a non-counting slice.
3. Pizza with pieces of sweetcorn on it shall also be deemed as non-counting slices.
4. For every 1 slice of margherita (that's cheese and tomato to you non-scholars out there) you must have at least 1 slice of pizza with topping.
5.Toppings must not be scraped off but are allowed to fall off. Anyone caught trying to force the topping to fall off will face immediate disqualification. Olives and mushrooms are an exception to this rule.
6. Every 10 soft drinks you drink count as 1 slice of pizza (this has been calculated to be almost physically impossible)
7. Clinically obese people do not qualify for challenge.
8. Employees of Pizza Hut are allowed to enter only if they get the rest of the party a discount off the total bill.
9. Pizza must be eaten at a rate of 15 slices per hour.
10. You may empty your bladder once during challenge. This must last no more than 90 seconds (times may vary depending on distance from seat to pan).
11. You may not take a dump.
12. You must eat the crust.
13. Anyone breaking the record by drinking soft drinks (i.e 170 soft drinks) shall be deemed the eternal god but also be branded as a cheat.
14. When the bill comes you must not tip the waiter/waitress more than 99p
15. If you throw up within 90 minutes of leaving the restuarant, you shall be disqualified.
16. If you throw up in the restuarant you shall be ridiculed for evermore and labelled as the one who was beaten by the buffet.
17. Anyone with a score of 12 or more shall be added to the leaderboard