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God created facial hair. But being God, and something of an inventive type of guy, he was not content to rest merely with beards and moustaches but decided to create Brian Blessed (the clue is in the name) and his holy neckbeard. Here you see a particularly pisspoor attempt at one by yours truly. When combined with the full beard and the somewhat windswept hair it tends to make look a little like I've just returned from some Arctic Exploration. In reality the closest I have ever got to Arctic exploration was when we defrosted the freezer. That said, we did make some very interesting discoveries amid the slabs of ice... |
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