My Friends & Family
LISTEN UP! This is not a site listing the people I consider my friends. This is a site listing friends who have seen my website, said "Ooh too sexy!" and then said something like "Hey broseph, put me in your friend's section." Then I go sure thing Captain Kangaroo and I do it. How many people are on this part right now? 18!! Whooo
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Mike
Paul John
Hey! Here's Mike. He's the first to take that big step into supporting my website. Here's his picture after a 3 hour trip following a 3 hour programming competition following a 3 hour sleep following oh so much awesome partying and another FIVE hour trip Enforcer since sixth grade, this ambitious clarinetest is the second member of the friends site. No picture yet, but he says he's getting right on that.
John is the third site friend, the picture is of him flexing, to which I say "too sexy". Fellow Meinzen hater, this cousin dater will always hold a special place on my wall when I behead him for being insolent.....as well as monkey-like.
Sarah Sammi
Justin
The pic is the back of her head. No worries, she's not like...a weird... bearded lady....or something. After a brief period of awkward hate, I eventually came to not hate her. This is according to her by the way: I don't think I ever hated her. At least I will never admit to it.
Sarah is prolly, nay! absolutely the nicest person on the planet*. Seriously, she is. Anyone who as met her would say so. heh heh metter.... er... right, point is, Sarah, you're great! I'm gonna miss you sooo much when you go to college :*(  and if you don't come back to visit I'll be hunting you down.
The French speaking, taco bell worker of the bunch. Every group has one. He spends his time: working; crashing; driving while playing the harmonica, talking on the phone, and speeding; and losing his money at poker. His family is moving and leaving him behind so he isn't a troubled senior in a different district.
* The planet in question is, of course, Earth
Caitlin
Matt
Catie
Caitlin D. With a last name that makes scrabble players punch themselves with anger at the "no proper nouns" rule, this ambitious child of the 80's is into the 80's, camp counseling, and "hot Irish punk guys". Favorite movie: Should be Boondock Saints.
Matt, being the most sensible person in our group tends to be a good voice of reason. However, this does not stop him from adding loads of fun to the day by messing with those people in our group who are gullible or just plain stupid. He's into roller coasters, and filmography.
Hailing from that big southern state called Texas, Catie is the sweet, innocent addition to any group of friends. Notable quotes include: "slash". She likes to slash things/say slash while talking. Like that. She likes Moose Track icecream, which I still owe her some of.
Nicole
Emily
Emily B.
She's my cousin! I've known her for like....8 years. Ok maybe that's an exageration, but it's been a long time. It's great cause we're related AND we're friends so we have two seperate worlds to talk about and exist in. Cool eh?
Emily is tied in first for the most moral person I've ever known. Between her and Sarah I have faith in the world again. Speaking of faith, Emily + God = Whabam!
Emily B. is one of those people who looks respectable when you look at her with a satelite stationed on Mars, but as soon as you get closer you see she's completely insane and brings insanity with her whereever she may go.
Myles
Tia
Syd
Aka Obadiah. He is still my friend
even though I broke his nose. Now that's devotion. Heh heh, I should see what else I can get away with breaking before he gets pissed. NO, that would be wrong.
Can you believe I only met Tia this year? Or maybe at the end of last year....March maybe?....or April...ANYWAY it doesn't matter! The point is that she rocks and totally "pwns" the Color Guard world. Sydney is the coolest cat to walk the high school! I don't know what makes me respect her so much, but it could be that I thought she was a year older than me for the first year or so I knew her. Now it's just fun to have a rockin'-cool friend.
Kush
Jason
Freshman (Aaron)
He wanted me to put Kush a.k.a the terrorist, but I just want to point out that people take that seriously, and we wouldn't want our friendly neighborhood indian boy to be deported, so I'm going to edit that part out.
The big guy of the group, Jason is like the gentle giant that people assume is stupid until he pulls ACT scores out of his butt that make the most doubtful believe in him. Either way, this guy is hilarious and knows how to have a good time.
Seriously now, how many people are lucky enough to be friends with me? A lot.. yeah.. NOW, how many of those are freshmen for their whole lives? One. Hoowah!
Ryan
Paul P.
Kushal Patel
Ryahn!..Nyar! Not in much of a writing mood, so I'm gonna put this into the "on hold" pile until I'm less lazy......

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.......RYAHN!
Our resident Indian, he refuses to tell us what tribe he belongs to. I'm guessing the Hahvahmeeneeweenee tribe. Pay no attention to his complaints that he's from India, we all no better. Asians are smart, Kush, you aren't fooling anyone.
Keep on trekkin'...
Matt  H.
Richard Clayton
Mafoo Hewnutt! My oldest friend. Sure he's a jock. Sure he "works out". Does that mean he can't be equally nerdy as the wimpiest, nerdiest nerd? Well, yes, yes it does. But that doesn't mean he isn't nerdy. He's like a vegetarian lion or something.
He's like John and Kush combined to form some sort of...caucasian...asian... super genius. And he's got spikey hair too! Always gets on Kelly's nerves, which puts him pretty high in my book any day.
I don't think it really matters what I put here, because chances are Clayton won't ever come to my site again. Well, for traditions sake I'll put some relevant information. Cousin, work partner, rorolroll.
John D.
Matt Denny
Wow. This guy moved like... 28 years ago and he still goes to my website and keeps in touch! Amazing. He was part of the totally unbeatable 7th grade math team at EMS and went off to swim somewhere, never to return.
Picture says it all.
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