-
Main
-
-
Memoirs
-
hardcore XXX thong bikini photos,
Pamela Anderson, communist fascist socialist Hitler, barely legal
Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Samuel L. Jackson, Shaft, Shaq, Carmen
Electra, l337 Jesus, Harry Potter, Frank Sinatra trying to sing John
Lennon Beatles songs, and Osama Bin Laden all work for God, the Bible,
Morpheus, Kazaa, Napster, Hotline, Sony, Neon Genesis Evangelion,
Cowboy Bebop, Dragonball, Playboy, CNN, Nintendo, The Big O hentai
dickgirls bondage anime, Squaresoft, Peter Jennings, Bungie, Blizzard,
Lucas Arts Star Wars Trek, and ESPN nude naked Ally McBeal college
girl preteen high school football virgin cheerleaders developing Korean,
Japanese, and English Ragnarok pc video games for the MacTransformers
GI Joe action Gundam Wing model kits, Charlton Heston celebrity celebrities
Divx DVD, NRA, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, Starcraft, Wolfenstein,
eTrade, eBay, Castlevania Sega Super Nintendo SNES Genesis Master
System roms, and other MMORPG beta tests including Secret of Legend
of Mana Seiken Densetsu and enjoy sexy sexual sex with hot redhead
ebony lesbian teens while using their gay porn gambling casino gun
XBox emulators which enlarge your penis enlargement even better than
George Bush, Bill Clinton, Vietnam, World War Two, WW2, or The Taliban
of free erotic midget money because they are neither homosexual Gamecube
N64 pornography nor The Lord of The Rings on a PS2 Playstation emulator
warez playing Metal Gear Solid and Super Smash Brothers: Melee for
Dreamcast online stuffed with an Islamic Megaman X maverick essay
under spring break college girls gone wild but it is all for not because
there is no N'SYNC, intosh imac ipod ibooks with cheats and hacks
but without servebots, pikmin, or pokemon, free mp3 beer rape incest
movies on the GBA Game Boy Advance Color, Internet privacy, Beast
Wars
|
God I remember my senior year in high school as if it was just last
year (at the time of the writing it was). Especially when you've got
good friends who enjoy the same things. Well when your dad spends your
whole year in a foreign country, you pretty much get to do what you
want.
This would include smoking about as much weed as you want. I sure as
hell did, and with the cross country I did (I never smoked during the
season) I increased my lung capacity greatly. So I could take some big
tokes. Also with weed, you get weed stories. Which are great, and hysterical.
I am going to tell you about one of them.
Well my friend came over, and we knew exactly what were planned to
do, smoke weed, and go get some food. We did exactly that. It was good
weed as well. We got higher than a kite, and sure enough we got hungrier
than a pack of wolves. So what did we do? We took a little trip over
to the local Kentucky Fried Chicken. The whole while i'm sitting gigling
at every little thing.
Now this story does have a point, and I'm fastly approaching it. We
finally got in the drive through line, and now my friend is getting
a little paranoid because i'm still laughing at every little fucking
thing. So he turns to me and says alright man, you gotta be quiet or
else we'll get in trouble. So I say fine, now I don't know if the drive
through guy knew we were high, but I suspect he did because he was the
coolest drive through guy I've ever talked to. He let me take 5 minutes
to decide what I wanted to eat, and he gave me huge portions, well at
least they seemed huge.
Now the point of this sotry is this. That was the BEST! KFC I have
ever had in my life. The biscuits were magnificent, and the extra spicy
chicken was damn sexy. So If you have some KFC and it tastes a little
bland go get high nad i'm sure you'll enjoy it.
|