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Stories
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Ah Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet TO THA WINDOWWWWWW TO THE WALL! |
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"MY CHEROLIS!" |
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2000. I am at the mall with a friend and we are walking around. This guy wearing a dog collar and a shirt that says "Shit Happens" smiles at me. I am like oh how nice. Suddenly at the same time, I look in a store called "Spencer Gifts" and see this really hot guy in there working (this was my Vampire stage of guys). So me and my friend sit on a bench and watch him, laughing and saying what we would do if he was our b/f. Then "Shit Happens" walks by with his blonde guy friend. Suddenly, the friend approaches us. "Hi my friend thinks you are hot, can i have some money for the payphone I need to call my girl friend." At this point, I am like, Uhmmmmmm....Ok. I give him 50 cents and he scampers, yes scampers away. I am telling my friend about this picture I saw of this guy with his arm on fire and "Shit Happens" Is standing behind me. He makes a comment on what I am saying like "Oh really?" I turn around and look up at him, OMG he had those weird blue eyes that look icy. I smile then continue on with what I am saying, unfourtunatly, the next words that pass my lips are "HE'S A MORON!", talking about the guy in the picture. The guy with the eyes got a hurt look on his face and walked off. I was like NOOO! He thought I thought he was dumb for approaching me. I didn't see him again. For the remainder of school, I put myself down and felt like a fool and said "WHY WHY WHY???" beucase he was hot. well guess what? that year i ended up in summer school. and one day i was walking down the hallway and low and behold, HE WAS THERE! I wrote him a letter explaining my situation and how sorry i was and he wrote back! saying that he was that guy and there were no hard feelings and he wanted to take me out! well on our date he wore the "Shit happens" shirt and he was smoking cloves. he was topless at first and both nipples were pierced. OW! we had a great time. But it turns out he had a girl friend! so we split. it was sad but i was glad i made another connection with Christoph Cherolis again! A few years after my best friend Maggie who works at longs saw him get busted one night for shoplifting. and we have laughs about it and likes to comment on his "Gothness". So anyway, That is the story about MY MY MY MYYYY CHEROLIS!
UPDATE ON THIS STORY: I was in target and I walked by their little food court and I saw him again. But instead of saying anything to him I felt that I should keep walking. even though in the back ground I heard a faint "AMMMMMY!" which was my friend Karl calling to me from with in the food court. But I walked around the perimiter of the store and when i got back to the food court Cherolis was gone which was fine by me! |
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LE CAT!
I woke up one morning and I went down stairs for Breakfast. I passed this window by my back yard and caught a glimpse of this BEAUTIFUL orange and white kitty that was all fluffy and stuff. I said to my mom that I thought we should adopt it. She said well, "I see nothing wrong with it, but we can't get any pets until we are setteled in the new house." Oh yeah, we are moving to a smaller house. So I stare at this cat on the fence who is staring at me, but I like shrug and go get my rice chex for breakfast. As I passed the window to the table with my bowl of Chex and milk, something comes flying at me and startles me! I screamed and my cereal went flying, and I landed on the table and every thing is covered In milk. My mom comes in and she's like what the fuck? I didn't know anything at first because my leg was KILLING ME! Turns out that cat decided to lunge full force at the window to attack me and ended up smaking the window instead. The cat, ran away, while I was cleaning up milk and tending to the giant baseball sized welt on my leg that STILL has not healed. I hate that cat. I don't want to adopt it now! Screw you cat! |
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Lollypop! I was at my college when I found this guy who looked like George Harrison and he was really cool. I was talking to him and asked him if he wanted to go out. Well he turned me down. Whatver. So a while later about a week, I was talking to him and suddenly he was this big jerk who could care less about me. I got so pissed that I just walked away. Suddenly I had an epiphany. I realized that he, a tall skinny guy with a big head, looked like a lolly pop! So I said doesn't matter anyway if you like me, you look like a lolly pop anyway. He said Huh? At this I turned around looked him in the eye and said slowly YOUUUU LOOOOK LIKE A LOLLLY POP!!!! SUCKER! and that was that never seen him since. Ah sweet victory! :d
UPDATE ON THIS TALE! I saw the guy again but I didn't recognize him. He said hello and I seriously didn't know who he was. Turns out that He had taken his hair from "Michael Kelso" to "Eric Forman" DORKASAURUS.he really looks like a lolly now. |
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