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| Black Adder: (about the French) We hate the French! We fight wars with them! Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burnt Joan of Ark simply wasting good matches? Black adder: (about acting) I`d rather have my tounge beaten wafer-thin by a steak-tenderizer and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop. Prince George: This was no dream, Black Adder. Five minutes later I was in a coach flying through the London night bound for the ladies` home. BlackAdder: Which ladies` home is this? a home for the elderly or a home for the mentally dissadvantaged? |
| Black Adder: (About Charlie Chaplin) I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there`s a gas bill tied to it. Bladrick: (about the current botch-up) I think I can explain. Black Adder: Can you Baldrick? Baldrick:...........no....... George: Oh, one thing sir. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do? Black Adder: Well, normal procedure is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area. George: Thank you, sir. |
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| Parishiner: Father that sermin you did today.. frankly it bored the arse out of me! Ted: Well Ugene I`m not here to entertain you,..if you want that sort of thing go and see charne Micheal charne or something Parishiner:What the hell was it about anyway?! Ted: Well it was....... Parishiner: ah Jesus! Parishiner:What the hell was it about anyway?! Ted: Well it was....... Parishiner: ah Jesus! |
| Parishiner: Father that sermin you did today.. frankly it bored the arse out of me! Ted: Well Ugene I`m not here to entertain you,..if you want that sort of thing go and see charne Micheal charne or something Parishiner:What the hell was it about anyway?! Ted: Well it was....... Parishiner: ah Jesus! Parishiner:What the hell was it about anyway?! Ted: Well it was....... Parishiner: ah Jesus! |
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