Hey Ma, why didn’t you tell me
Why didn’t you teach me a thing or two
You just let me go out into the world
You never thought to share what you knew
So I walked under a bus, I got hit by a train
Keep falling in love, which is kind of the same
I’ve sunk out at sea, crashed my car, gone insane
And it felt so good, I wanna do it again
Hey Ma, why didn’t you warn me
Cause about boys is something I should have known
They’re like chocolate cake, like cigarettes
I know they’re bad for me but I just can’t leave them alone
So I walked under a bus, I got hit by a train
And it felt so good I wanna do it again
I wanna do it again,
Oh, it felt so good, ooh
Hey Mum, since we’re talking
What was it like when you were young
Has the world changed or is it still the same
A man can kill and still be the sweetest fun