A Happy Fucking Song

I wish that i could write a happy fucking song for you
But that’s one thing that my tongue don’t got the ability to do
Well I'd rather sit here all damn day
Thinking you’ll be fucking somebody while you’re away
I’m Paranoid

You’ll be without me at concerts
Like when you saw Nick Cave

And you’ll be stoned and passed out on the floor while you’re at the Raves
But I’d rather is here on my ass
Thinking you’ll be getting drunk and Smoking some of that hash
I’m Paranoid

Well I’d rather sit here all day long
Wishing you were sucking on my ity bity Schlong
I’m Paranoid