Song Title: The Jokers Wild
Album: Riddle Box
JC#: 3
Artist: Insane Clown Posse



(Heeyy!)
Announcer: "Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Ray's #1 game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight's contestants." 

S2D: "He-e-ey, mothahfuckas! Get ready for the killer show up in this bitch. We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck, so step the fuck up and play The Joker's Wild!"

(Woohoo!) 
VJ: "Everybody smile 
Guess who's back on your underground dial (who?) 
It's the game show host with the most (Violent J) 
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast 
Cop-copper, it's been a long while 
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle. 
Mr. Pig-Man packin� that steel 
But tonight you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin� wheel. 
Looks good, nice try, 
Now let's see just how ya goin� die. 
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed 
He just pounds nails in your forehead (ahehoo) 
The pig got lucky that time 
But let's take a look who's next on the line 
Oh! The 43rd District judge 
Hey pal, remember me? 
You threw me in jail. 
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck 
The clicker's landed, let me check. 
The Jukey, hey it ain't bad at all 
He�ll just cut your face off and slap your skull
**pow!** (wohehoo!) 
Who's next for the games and fun? 
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run. 
The redneck that sicked his dog on me. 
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy. 
Spin around and around it goes 
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes 
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile 
Anything goes on The Joker's Wild." 

Announcer: "Tell me, who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?" 

Hillbilly Earl: "Jeffrey Dahmer?" 

Announcer: "Noo, the correct answer would be your mother. (Aauugh!!) Shaggs?" 

S2D: "Aww shit, muthafuckas! Get ready for Round 2 in this bitch. So if you want your fuckin� neckbone chopped, step the fuck up and play The Joker's Wild!" 

VJ: "You like big money and prizes, don'tcha? 
You'd probably kill for a big prize, won'tcha? 
You little bitch, it's your turn to spin 
**ding ding ding** �Free money!�
Now spin again 
Oh goody, now unzip your drawers 
I'm finna clip this chain on your balls 
Raise ya upside down for the bing bada 
Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!) 
The audience loves that shit!
Listen to �em cheer when your forehead splits 
Wait, cut to a break. Oh shit, d-damn uh� 
We got guts on the camera." 

Announcer: "The Joker's Wild is brought to you by:"

�Faayygooo� 

S2D: "EVERYBODY SING!!" 

"Send yo� momma straight up to the sto�,
Tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo." 

VJ: "Welcome back to the Carnival Show 
Here's your chance for the big money cash flow. 
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever 
Joker! Joker!!...lemon; We sever your head. 
Pick a door: 1, 2 or 3
It's the same behind every door, me! 
There's no escape, now gimme that bald head 
The crowd can't help look, they're all dead! 
At home they�re just watchin� your doom 
We broadcast from hell to your living room 
I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style, 
Anything goes on The Joker's Wild." 

Announcer: "It's time to play Hit or Miss. Contestant number one, open your mouth, contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss?� HE HITS! (cheering) What's next?" 

S2D: "We got money! We got cash! We got prizes! We got blood, we got guts, we got naked dead bitches on The Joker's Wild!"

VJ: "I got my yellow suit and my purple tie 
Somebody's gonna die, oh my 
It's Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor 
Always bitchin�, yellin� from the kitchen 
Window, see he died then he went to hell though 
We meet again, I got my own game show. 
Spin the wheel, cuz I just can't fuck around. 
**ring ring ring** ("BONUS ROUND!") 
Oh shit, the end of the game 
Bonus Round, we goin' out with a bang. 
You got a chance, for money and prizes, 
You got a chance at death too, hehahah 
So get ready, I'm comin� at'cha fast 
Your chance for freedom at last 
Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?" 

Jack: "Uh, I-I think so--"

VJ: "Load the gun!" 

Announcer: "The governer...?" 

Jack: "Eats butt?"

Announcer: "Yes. The square root of 2?"

Jack: "Uhhh..."

Announcer: "Correct! Nutsacs don't belong in...?" 

Jack: "Butt cracks?"

Announcer: "Right! Rich boys eat...?" 

Jack: "Caviar?"

Announcer: "Noooo, the correct answer is bullets! **Bang bang rat-tat-tat-tat...** Ha ho ho, whoa ho ho, Jeez, oh. Well, this is {??Bink Chipperwink??} saying, so long! Till next week, folks. See ya later! Goodbye." 

Guy: "That's it, go home." 

Audience: "Awwwwww"