Song Title: Dead Body Man Album: Riddle Box JC#: 3 Artist: Insane Clown Posse �This is a Channel 7 news brief: Because the news is happening now.� Mort Perkins: "Good evening, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the apparent body thief entered through the basement window, but how he eluded the security and alarm system is still a mystery. But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? Details at 11." VJ: "Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street 55, 65 bodies at least. I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowin� the lawn. Drag �em in the house, throw �em in the oven. Wicked clown lovin� that dead body gloven Tastes like chicken finger lickin� deep fried. I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied I just ate my first dead body last week Still got some finger nail caught in my teeth. Before you start yelling and cursin� my name, Remember something's wrong with my brain�insane. Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck. And my mother's like, "What the fuck?!" He said I was born of an alien race, Born with a hatchet and a Juggalo face. But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand. I'm just the dead body man." S2D: "We got bodies, dead bodies. We got fat ones, skinny ones, males, females, hermaphrodites. We got somebodies, we got nobodies. Bodies, bodies, bodies� WOO!!" VJ: "Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van All the little kiddies love the dead body man. I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell Some people run cuz they don't like the smell. Others line up just as quick as they can, To try to catch a glimpse of the dead body man. It's all good�if you can stand the funk But uh�just don't look in the trunk. I drive down Central kickin� the bass Chillin� with my freaks, and I'm pickin� her face. Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head Cuz my bitch is dead, and I'd rather that instead Of a ho you can't trust, always diggin� a nut A dead body bitch learn to keep her mouth shut. Riding in the back is my dead body crew, Only they can never think of nothin� to do. If you think I'm sick take a look at yourself, Ya got dead deer heads up on your shelf On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand, I'm just the dead body man." S2D: "We also collect dead bodies, so if you know any dead people, or you yourself are planning on dying soon, we'll be happy to come to your house and pay cash for it. We appreciate good healthy stiffs for our dinner Woohoo!!" VJ: "Call me the dead body man (someone give �em to me) Call me the dead body man (just sell �em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can mail �em to me) Call me the dead body man (br-bring �em to me) Call me the dead body man (won'tcha give �em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can sell �em to me) Call me the dead body man (just mail �em to me) Call me the dead body man (br-bring �em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can give �em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can sell �em to me) Call me the dead body man (won'tcha mail �em to me) Call me the dead body man (you can bring �em to me) Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man."