Song Title: First Day Out Album: Carnival of Carnage JC#: 1 Artist: Insane Clown Posse VJ: "Got another funky rhyme...another funky, funky rhyme...got another funky rhyme, another funky rhyme, another funky, funky rhyme" [x2 underlap following] S2D: "Aw shit, man, that's the ICP!!! This is my JAAAM!!! I'm on a psychedelic, motherfucking intergallactic voyage, G! Aw, shit!" VJ: "Well, they let the gate up so I bail It's been six months, pick me up from the county jail With a smart mouth, I paid my dues Steel toilets, wool blankets, and rubber shoes But I ain't naggin' Here come the fellas, I can hear the muffler draggin' Ain't been in the car long And the, Faygo, is almost gone My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date She said (Pick me up at three) Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street We gonna eat at Mexican Village Take a cab And I'll pay the tab And when she showed up well I'll be damned (oh, shit I left at home, it�s on my TV stand) [underlaps following] Left my wallet at home on the TV stand Have to pay him and for dinner too But not in my sock, you dumb bitch you [OR?] The knot in my sock, it don�t fit you. She's all prettied up for nothin� I'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffin� And I'm chewin� on my food like a pitbull Cuz I won't front for the ho Stuck my face in the bowl of soup And just sucked it all up through my missin' tooth The bitch jumped up with a boom (I have to fix my hair) And broke to the bathroom She got the tab, so I go for mine And order up some '52 vintage wine Hey Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that Motherfuckers like J'll say, "fuck dat" She's back now, and her hair ain't fixed Probably took a long greasy-ass, smelly shit (huh) I ain't saying nothing though I ain't saying nothing bout the fuckin' ho What's up bitch, I'm ready to break How long can one...fat bitch take? Quite snacking and pay these saps Cuz we goin' home to watch 2 with Paps" S2D as Paps: "So Joe, what is that you do for a living?" VJ: "Aw come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on Verner and Springwell. Matter a fact, I think I sold to that fat bitch in the kitchen." VJ: "Your dad's really cool sweetheart I mean him, letting me use his car And he slipped me a fifty Violent J is kinda nifty If I'da hit, you'da been home free But now your coming home with me Dad, I got a bitch in the bedroom Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon. Now the juggla's known to smack hoes But I need the shot two So I switch to the mack mode" S2D: "Now woman, you know I love you So why don't you just let me fuck you Now bitch, I know you's a freak So let me get a little kiss on your cheek And a fuck to go with that Come on, nympho...let me hit that Tell ya what, you let me stick it And I gotta left over piece a chicken for ya Ya little sewer skank Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho. And that was that A little smooth talkinn she was on her back And I'm finally stickin' Dump ya, and I'm keepin my chicken You'll never guess what My first day out....and I caught my nut" VJ: "First day out and I caught my nut [x3] First day out and I caught my nut [overlaps following] (Well shit bitch, it's my first day out!) First day out and I caught my nut [x3] First day out and I caught my nut [overlaps following] (Well shit bitch, it's my first day out!) First day out and I caught my nut (first day out) First day out and I caught my nut (its my first day out) First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut [overlaps following] (Well shit bitch, it's my first day out!) First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut (gotta go nut, gotta go nut) [overlaps following] First day out and I caught my nut First day out and I caught my nut [underlaps following] (gotta go nut, it's my first day out!) My nuuuuuttt"