Thursday - 09/08/00 10:27:38
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/thursdaysdominion/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: 09/08/00
Are you carrying fruit?: Yes, an apple.

Comments:
I formally request a governing position on the supreme council of Ministers in the Republic of Pistrix. I have no experience as a Supreme Minister, however I have successfully led my dominion for all eternity with a God-like-fury. I know fear and all its forms. Besides owning the largest number of cheese mills on Earth, I also hold the patent on 'death by ants', 'death by hanging from a rope over a pit of fire'; and, Patent-Pending: 'death by severe death.' I offer the Chancellor my faithful minion known as ID#207 as a personal reference who has been under my dominion for many years. ID#207 says, "I summit my soul to Thursday as the true master of all things real and unreal in this life and those to come. Thursday has personally brought me freedom against struggle and heartache against other would-be lord's tyrannous ways. I no longer have a fear and hatred for those he has made his own. He stands for justice, he lives and breathes his own special justice. Without any outside influence, I strongly recommend Thursday for a position on the supreme council of Ministers." I, Thursday, will be a warm contributing Pissian -- songs have been sung of my fair conquests, I eat grapes, and I offer my large dominion for any political needs that the Republic of Pistrix may have. And in no way am I trying to gain citizenship and a government position just to bide my time while I gain alliances in government and favor with the common Pissian, with the ultimate goal to one day rule the Republic of Pistrix as its supreme emperor. I am here simply for the grapes and some fine Flying Needlesnake bashing. Thank you dearly for your wise consideration of my application. - THURSDAY contact at '[email protected]'

Bracken James Batson - 09/08/00 06:15:23
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: 9/7/2000
Are you carrying fruit?: I carry an edible pulpy mass.

Comments:
Yes, I am one of you.

wise old man - 08/27/00 01:43:49
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: today
Are you carrying fruit?: no

Comments:
i forgot my email adress

QueenQaasim - 08/24/00 22:48:11
My URL:http://www.pc.maricopa.edu/departments/art/spring2000Web/barni/index.html
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: 24 August 2000
Are you carrying fruit?: mental mangos and pleasure papayas

Comments:
Greetings onto my honorable comrades of mutual citizenship. i mentally allign myself with this budding nation in the spirit of heroic intentions righteous action. i offer my services as minister of information if so needed. Here begins a virtuous union. QueenQaasim (Queen thru lineage not position...)

Darth Bob - 08/21/00 21:33:05
My URL:http://Fear
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: August 21, 2000
Are you carrying fruit?: Only the seeds of fear!

Comments:
Darth Bob demands the title of Minister in the otherwise cowardly citizenship of Pistrix. Do not deny him, or next time you shall face the wrath of Darth Bob in the first person!

Michelle Campbell - 08/20/00 23:45:57
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/squishyshark/Death_TheHighCostOfLiving.html
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: 20 August 2000
Are you carrying fruit?: You cannot be serious. I have servants to carry out menial tasks.

Comments:
I am formally announcing my intention to become a minister. I am also going to run for Supreme Chancellor. I admit, I don't have my own web site, but the one referenced above is pretty cool.

Wise Old Man - 08/16/00 18:42:01
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/duckbold
Date of entry: aug. 16,2000
Are you carrying fruit?: In both hands

Comments:
I wish to sign up for the Supreme Council Of Ministers. Wise Old Man

Mighty Commander of Fishstix - 08/11/00 21:59:57
Date of entry: 8/11/2000
Are you carrying fruit?: only when they want over to the other side of the river

Comments:
BAH! What arrogance! Do you think your puny few can claim a mighty nation compared to us? Rulers of the tuna industry!! All of our people are ambiadextrous, we use our feet in battle, while our mighty arms crush crustaceans as yourselves be forewarned-be fraid-we are at your borders. Please protects us! Give us citizenship hahahaha!!What rubbish we're waiting and crashing your flimsy website BE AWARE.............

Lady Cyndella Devane - 08/11/00 20:35:09
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: On the 224th Day of Year 2000
Are you carrying fruit?: Only the fruit of my loins...

Comments:
Not only would it be an honor to become a Citizen of this fine republic, but it would be an honor to become a Minister on the Supreme Council of Pistrix. I would also like to put in my formal request to be considered for the Chancellor seat. First off, can spell. Second, I believe that having a righty in power will gain sympathy with the righties. We can lead the revolution to show them that the lefties are the supreme beings. Then we can crush them if they don't follow us... Muhahahahahhahahahah

Grand Marquis de Brianton - 08/11/00 03:23:08
My URL:www.grandmarquisdebrianton.com
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: 8:25pm
Are you carrying fruit?: only the "fruit" of passion that burns in my heart! Passion for the rubublic of PISTRIX!!!

Comments:
I am so proud to become a member of the supreame council. i feel that this is a possitive forward step, and i would like to take this oppertunity to declare my candidacy for Supreame Chancelor. As Supreame Chancelor i would put the constant squabling betw en "lefties" and "righties" to an end. as a right-handed male, i feel that there is indeed a place for these unfortunate freaks of nature. for example they could be put to work in a series of underground detention camps in which their toils could provide lectricity to the surface world of the rebublic of pistrix. remember think Brianton, think underground internment camps!

jake - 08/06/00 21:16:32
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: 9-6-00
Are you carrying fruit?: olny fresh meat

Comments:
I wish to be a suprem chanceler

Logan Blackwell - 08/06/00 19:30:08
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: August 6, 2000
Are you carrying fruit?: Hell yeah!

Comments:
Yo, sign me up for summa that Supreme Council of Ministers stuff! Then I can come closer to my dream of replacing God! Also, I think I know of a few abandoned houses where we could try to establish our country's territory!

Nathan Blackwell - 08/06/00 02:53:07
My URL:http://hwww.geocities.com/squishyshark
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: August 6, 2000
Are you carrying fruit?: Mmm... Yes -- I MEAN NO! AHHHHH!!!

Comments:
I wish to become a pround member of the Supreme council of Ministers. If there are none available I shall be honored to become a shameful member of the Supreme council of Ministers. And please accept this as my future bid for Chancellor, and lest I not e nominated I will back whomever my party chooses without question regardless of his opinions or ability. I believe I am an ideal Pissian, for my bravery is great, my need for grapes is staggering, and my desire to travel elsewhere is overwhelming.

Duke Bold - 08/06/00 00:10:32
My URL:http://geocities.com/dukebold
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: August 5th, 2000
Are you carrying fruit?: Only Vegetables

Comments:
Greetings, fellow Pistrains! I would like to personally invite you to come to the grand opening of DUKE'S CASINO! Opening soon, right here in Pistrix!

Dino Snyder - 08/05/00 21:54:54
My Email:[email protected]
Date of entry: 8-2-2000
Are you carrying fruit?: grapes

Comments:
I wish to become a member of the Pistrix Supreme Council of Ministers.