| Picasso Trigger (1988) Cast:Dona Speir, Steve Bond, Hope Marie Carlton,Harold Diamond, John Aprea,Dennia Alexio The DEA agents from the first film this time look to investigate the murder of Picasso Trigger, a double agent who was apparently killed for a priceless painting and the usual James Bond rip off goes on with tons of nudity, lame action and horrible pacing. How Andy Sidaris makes naked playboy models and gunfights boring is a mystery that modern science hasn't determined yet. Picasso Trigger is easily one of the worst movies ever made. Here is the worst possible style of movie, a movie lacking in conviction for it's plot, action sequences that are badly staged and indifferently directed and of course acting that doesn't approach a middle school drama club. Plus the same tired jokes about our male hero not being able to shoot anything, the toy helicopters with missles and a surprising lack of nudity make this one of the worst movies out there. Seriously by not having as much nudity as usual alienates the only crowd that might enjoy this. Plus the James Bond style intrigue fails to impress, the martial arts sequences are lame and basically the only audience who this may benefit are the sleep deprived. D. Andy Sidaris NO STARS |