| Lorenzo Lamas:Finally out of the closet? After years of obscurity,a rumor has surfaced that Lorenzo Lamas is indeed a closet homosexual. Although a tribulation of female fans turned over a truck and after clenching their fists in rage over this turn of events, it was reported that this is only at rumor stage. However despite numerous observations and admittedly homoerotic sounding titles such as Final Impact, Body Rock and of course Snake Eater, the general reaction seems to be of obvious acceptance. Michael Pare reports that he had never "Seen such an action star use so much makeup to look pretty." Pare also reports that his co-star improvised the "I love you" part in their last movie they joined forces in. Another co-star who asked not to be named said "I kept noticing that everytime Lorenzo was around me, he kept wearing leather and kept asking me to go one on one with him. It really was quite disturbing." It should also be noted that Lamas has dyed his hair at least 8 times and none of them have been for any upcoming acting roles. However the real cause of alarm is over his "Am I Hot" show which of course had Lamas occupy the Simon Cowell role with a tenacity not seen since The Village People. Although of course all of this is just one big rumor, it escapes nobody's attention that Lorenzo Lamas hasn't denied this and even more telling is the majority of time Lorenzo Lamas has been spending with Sharon Stone,Color Me Badd and Tom Cruise. Lamas has yet to comment on these allegations but one assumes he's biding his time and waiting for the Lance Bass shocker to die down, so that he can go and announce that there is indeed mutiny on his bounty. |