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| Katie Schlosser (Schloozer) - The real punk in the group. You'll recognize her by the grungy clothes and blue hair. If you are within a 10 foot radius, you will be hit on. Approach with caution. |
| Inna Eydelnant (Innie) - Oh, the insanity. Oh, the volume. Oh, it's Inna. Lost faith in humanity? Look for Inna. You'll recognize her as the freckly boombox with the pink socks and tie. |
| Chris Lindgren (Lindgren, Homo Homie) - Co-president of the GSA at Lynbrook. You'll recognize him as the blonde, well-dressed one putting up posters. |
| Chris Roberts (Roberts, G dawg, Oreo, Fluffy) - Half black, half white, half rocker, half rapper, half gangster, half prep.. You'll recognize him as.. one of like eight black people at Lynbrook. |
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| Robert Baliki (Bob, Jesus, The Pole) - ..and then there was one. Speech&Debate member of the crew. You'll recognize him by the shoulder-length hair and pole-like width. The only one dumb enough to argue with Nish. |
| Devin Moreno (Dev, Devo, Mexican) - The guitar obsessed random romantic. You'll recognize him as the mexican with the puppy eyes. Someone get that man a woman. |
| Matt Berry (The Blob, Mat) - You knew him as the white guy with the afro. Now that the afro is cut, you'll recognize him as the big teddybear in the group. |
| Nishant Kumar (Nish, Nishtopher) - Ever thought your opinion couldn't be wrong? Meet Nish. He will slash your opinions, ideas, and thoughts to peices without tainting your love for him. |
| Nicholas Lemke (Nick) - The resident techno freak. Pastey white (matches Ashley) and ever-growing hair. You'll recognize him by, "Shit-bitch-ass-fuck-mexican-whores-being-deported.." |
| Crystal Gallatin (Crys, Bran Muffin) - Camp-obsessed child.. usually overflowing with glee since she met Ryan. You'll recognize her by the Kingsmont Staff tshirt. |
| Jason Grebenkemper (Jasio, The Germ, c0w) - The strong-willed junior among freshmen. You'll recognize him by the thin frame and independant disposition. |
| Ashley Wehrman (Ashi, White girl) - Always at Lynbrook when she shouldn't be. Invites herself anywhere. Bored? Call Ashley. You'll recognize her as the bisexual blonde hanging off of Nick. |
| Almog Blum (Al, The jew) - HIGHlarious. The Al quotes are endless. You'll recognize him as short and jewish. The one everyone is laughing at and with. |
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