50 Fun Things to do at Walmart
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Take shopping carts for the express purpose
of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
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Ride those little electronic cars at the
front of the store.
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Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten
minute intervals throughout the day.
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Start playing Calvin ball; see how many
people you can get to join in.
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Contaminate the entire auto department
by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
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Challenge other customers to deuls with
tubes of gift wrap.
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Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
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Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
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When there are people behind you, walk
REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
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Walk up to an employee and tell him in
an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in Housewares," and see what
happens.
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Tune all the radios to a polka station;
then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
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Play with the automatic
doors.
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Walk up to complete strangers and say,
"Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid
embarrasment.
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While walking through the clothing department,
ask yourself loud enough for all to hear,"Who BUYS this crap anyway?"
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Repeat number 14 in the jewelry
department.
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Ride a display bicycle through the store;
claim you're taking it for a test drive.
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Follow people through the aisles, always
staying about 5 feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the
department.
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Play soccer with a group of friends, using
the entire store as your playing field.
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As the cashier runs your purchase over
the scanner, look mesmorized and say, "Wow,Magic!"
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Put M&M's on layaway.
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Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted
areas.
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Set up a tent in the camping department;
tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from bed and
bath.
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Test the fishing rods and see what you
can "catch" from the other aisles.
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Ask other customers if they have any Grey
Puopon.
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Drape a blanket around your shoulders and
run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
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TP as much of the store as
possible.
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Randomly throw things into the neighboring
aisles.
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Play with the calculators so that they
spell "hello" upside down.
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When some one asks you if you need help,
begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me
alone?"
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When two or three people are walking ahead
of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
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Make up nonsense products and ask newly
hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples
here?"
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Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting
up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
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Take bets on the battle described
above.
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Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs
in Cosmetics.
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While handling guns in the hunting department,
suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as
spastic as possible.
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Hold indoor shopping cart
races.
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Dart around suspiciously while humming
the theme from "Mission: Impossible"
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Attempt to fit into very large gym
bags.
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Attempt to fit others into very large gym
bags.
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Say things like, "Would you be so kind
as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
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Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front
of the store.
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Two words: "Marco Polo."
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Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows
in the pet food aisle, etc.
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"Re-alphebetize" the CD's in
electronics.
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In the auto department, practice your "Madonna"
look with various funnels.
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When some one steps away from their cart
to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a
word.
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Relax in the patio furniture until you
get kicked out.
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When an announcement comes over the loud
speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
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Pay off layaways fifty cents at a
time.
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Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines
and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can
put a little umbrella in it.
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