Why are your speaking voices different from your singing voices?
George: "We don't have a musical background."

Do you plan to record any anti-war songs?
John: "All our songs are anti-war."

What do you think about the pamphlet calling you four communists?
Paul: "Us, Communists? Why we can't be Communists. We're the world's number one capitalists. Imagine us, Communists!"

Ringo, why do you wear two rings on each hand?
Ringo: "Because I can't get them through my nose."

How come you were turned away at immigration?
John: "We had to be deloused."

What do you miss most now that your fame prohibits your freedom?
Ringo: "Going to the movies."
George: "Having nothing to do."
John: "School, because you don't have much to do there."
Paul: "Going on buses."

How tall are you?
Ringo: "Two feet, nine inches."

Which of you is really bald?
George: "We're all bald. And I'm deaf and dumb."

Has success spoiled the Beatles?
John: "Well, you don't see us running out and buying bowler hats, do you? I think we've pretty much succeeded in remaining ourselves."
Paul: "The great thing about it is that you don't have big worries anymore when you've got where we have-just little ones, like whether the plance is going to crash."

What do you say about Hector Dupuis turning in his medal?
George: "If Dupuis doesn't want the medal, he had better give it to us. Then we can give it to our manager, Brian Epstein. MBE really stands for "Mr. Brian Epstein".

John: "Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and will be proven right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity."

Ringo, you didn't look too happy when you got off the airplane. Was there any reason?
Ringo: If you'd been on it fifteen hours, how would you look?

George: "I think people who truly can live a life in music are telling the world, 'You can have my love, you can have my smiles. Forget the bad parts, you don't need them. Just take the music, the goodness, because it's the very best, and it's the part I give most willingly.'"

What excuse do you have for your collar-length hair?
John: "Well, it just grows out yer head."

What do you think you've contributed to the music business?
Ringo: "Records."

John: "I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and myself and I hoped we passed the audition."