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Harbormaster- Hold up there! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock! And I shall need to know your name.
Jack- What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name? |
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Norrington- No additional shots nor powder......a compass that doesn't point north...*checks Jack's sword* and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I hvae ever heard of.
Jack- But you HAVE heard of me. |
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| Jack- Stop blowing holes in my ship! |
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| Jack- Elizabeth...*hesitates* it never would have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry. |
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| Jack- Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. |
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Will- This is either madness, or brilliance
Jack- It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide. |
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Barbossa- (to Will) Who are you?
Jack- No one. He's no one. Aunt's nephew's cousin twice removed on my mother's side. Lovely singing voice, though. *gestures towards Will* Eunuch. |
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| Jack- You seem vaguely familiar. Have I threatened you before? |
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| Jack- If you were waiting for the opportune momment, that was it. |
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Jack- Easy on the goods darling.
Elizabeth-*tightens belt* You're despicable
Jack- Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine, we're square. |
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Jack- You think this is wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?
Will- You threatened Miss Swann.
Jack- Only a little. |
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Will- We're going to steal that ship?
Jack- Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term. |
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Elizabeth- Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cestation of hositities against Port Royal.
Barbossa- There were a lot of long words in there miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth- I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa- I'm disinclined to aquiesce your request. Means "no". |
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Grapple- Say goodbye! *sign swings down and hits Grapple*
Will- Goodbye! |
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Soldiers- Hey! You! Stop! You're not authorized to be on that ship.
Jack- I'm sorry, it's just such a pretty boat. Ship. |
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Will- My father was not a pirate. He was a merchant sailor, a law-abiding citizen.
Jack- He was a bloody pirate, a scalliwag. I swear you look just like him. |
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Jack- Well, I must confess. It is my intention to comandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black heart out.
Soldier 1- I said no lies!
Soldier 2- I think he's telling the truth.
Soldier 1- If it was the truth he wouldn't have told us.
Jack- Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you. |
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| Jack- Come on doggy, come on. It's just you and me now. Just you and 'ol Jack. That's it, good boy, come on! Bit closer, bit closer.That's it, that's it, doggy. Come on you filthy, slimy, mangy cad. *dog hears a noise and runs away* Wait! I didn't mean it! |
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Jack- Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. Then the man who did the sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.
Gibbs- Aye. That'll about do it. |
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Jack- When you marooned me on that God-forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Barbossa- Well I won't be making that mistake, again. |
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Jack- Everyone remain calm! We are taking over the ship!
Will- Aye! Avast! |
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| Jack- Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? |
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Jack- Parsley, parlalee...pardner...pardner...
Ragetti- Parlay?
Jack- That's it. That's the one. Parlay! Parlay. |
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Barbossa- Name your terms, Mister Turner
Will- Elizabeth goes free.
Barbossa- Yes, we know that one, anything else?
Will- *Jack gestures towards himself and the crew* And the crew... they are not to be harmed. |
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Will- Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
Barbossa- Don't dare impune me honor, boy! I agreed she'd go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. |
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| Jack- *hands Gibbs his rum bottle* It's bloody empty. |
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Inmate- The Black Pearl? I've heard stories about her. Been preying on ships and settlements for about 10 years, never leaves any survivors.
Jack- No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder? |
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Elizabeth- Will!
Will- Elizabeth!
Jack- Monkey! |
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Barbossa- Thanks to ye, we have the final piece.
Elizabeth- ...and the blood to be repaid?
Barbossa- That's why there'd be no since in killing you...yet! |
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Jack- Do us a favor... I know it's hard for you, but stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. |
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Jack- What's your name, boy?
Will- Will Turner.
Jack- That would be short for William I suppose. Good strong name...no doubt named for your father, eh?
Will- Yes.
Jack- Well, Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell I swear on pain of death I will take you to the Black Pearl and your bonny lass. |
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Will- Sorry Jack, I'm not going to be your leverage. |
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