macgaffery asked Mcquaid, who is stationed next to him for eternity in the unknown beyond iternity due to the charm braclet which adorned thier ankles. before macquaid could say something stupid a voice boomed like an onomonopedic sound.
"bravest mare, answer me for magic"
macgaffery and mcquaid were too stupified to realize it was god, the horse. a bolt of lightning stuck a neighboring person. He was instantly exploded in an awesome wave.
"hey im a mare"
macgaffery explains like a sly liar. A sliar. The magic god, horse started showering down gifts from cardboard clouds. Toys and canned food and rays of golden light. Mcquaid ran forward and began collecting all of the canned food and rays of light. The toys were all broken from the fall and rendered uncollectable.
"return us back to earth giant horse god, horse"
God let out a giant NEIGH and breathed fire out of his firestick, horse. There was a giant flash of light and everything went awesome.
And it stayed that way... Friday the 16th, a crogmagnon newsboy delivers some news to the newsguy. The newsguy reads it aloud over a commune of crazy man beasts "macgaffery has come too far back in time and has gone prehistoric"
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Macgaffery: Gone Prehistoric the giant pinnace that sails the sea, sails the sea toward adventure.
Macgaffery is whipping the crew of sailors who refuse to row faster. The pinnace has no oars. Cromagnon freaks out and begin inventing weapons. From the nearby tree they invent cannons. The cannon things soar out over the sea and strike the side of the pinnace, Princess Jasmine. The princess Jasmine flanks. cromagnon was defeated and became extinct. Humans never evolved.
Back in the netherworld, macgaffery is reading a newspaper.
"Mcquaid, i was just reading a newspaper caption. It says there is a magic portal that leads to 17th century ireland. The caption doesnt say where. Ill read the rest of the article and maybe well get out of this nether world."
mcquaid says "yeah thatd be great"
Somewhere a dove cries. and so ends and begins another unbelievable whatsitcalled starring macgaffery and his man boy, boy man mcquaid who may or may not become the"best man" -boy in the weddingly marridal misadventures where macgaffery decides to take a mail order priest test and buy a mail order bride. The mail is made to order and made to be mad in the episode that puts the male in the coffin and those two disregard any previous characters to put the hi in hi jinks. or junk in hi junks.
"dont put the ring on me mcquiad or ill ring you good."
"where did that goddammed leopard come from!!! AAAJJhh!"
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