Should be considered armed dangerous and not in any way gay...
Pirate Rank: * * *
Currently: Working his days away at a restraunt.
Quote: "I'm not gay. Noooo..."
His life is a long slow sunburn, which happens to mimic the one he has in real life. Some of the brains.
Pirate Rank: * * *
Currently: Accomplishing being a ladies man.
Quote: "Well crap on a crap cracker."