The Tale of Little White Fish Chunk.
-a story about a little white fish chunk and his interpersonal conflicts between the love for his mother and his dangerous and unlawful addiction to bread crumbs. Satan Salmon Steak was responsible for the whole ungodly mess. In the end, Little White Fish Chunk was breaded, fried, but still loved by his mother. She, as a demonstraition of her love, let Little White Fish Chunk go out and play with Pet Medium Squid.
The Tale of Pepperoni.
-a story about the evil exploits of Vegitarian Meat Patty and his rise to power over meat land. Little Pepproni, subject to visions of the future, tries to warn the citizens of Meatland of the soon to come evils of Vegitarian Meat Patty. He goes of to Finland where he lives in a windmill for a number of years because of riddicule from Older Brother Pork Chop, Baby Back Rib, The wise and powerful Chop Beef, the young and recklass hot dogs, Captain of the Guards Sausage Link, and King Tender Sorloin. Upon Pepproni's return to Meatland, he finds that his visions were true after all to the regret of the citizens of Meatland. A battle ensues between Pepproni and Vegitarian Meat Patty's henchman, Yam. Pepproni wins becasue he has more protien and goes off to do battle with the Evil Vegitarain Meat Patty. They fight in a battle of harsh language debasing and supporting the expoits of vegitarianism in general. In the end, both Vegitarian Meat Patty and Pepperoni decide to be friends because they are both round.
The tale of Cow and his life as processed meat products
-This play was loosely based off of the T.V. show, This is your life, only the guest was a cow and his friends and loved ones were canned meat products.
The tale of Super Real-Beef Weiner Dog and the evil Dr. Leek
-Meatland has been protected from the evil Kung-Fu villian Boc Choy by the heroic deeds of Super Real-Beef Weiner Dog for some time. Protected, that is until the Evil Dr. Leek devised a ruse to have an imitation vegi-dog take his place and subsiquently turn on Meatland. Super Real-Beef Weiner Dog, confused and alone, is regected from Meatland and vowes to get to the bottom of what has been going on. He does battle with Boc Choy, Vegi Dog, and The evil Dr. Leek until he wins the day and goes home to his girlfriend where they make lots of little coctail weiners until they get old and wrinkly.
