Variations on the idea is the self-decapitation machine -similar to this model only the trigger handle is located a little closer to the comfort form-fitting neck cradle.
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| Improve your inter-personal communication skills through this little doall-hicky. If you build one for yourself, you will need to know a little about hydraulics since flesh and bone are really tuff materials to cut through. In addition, it might be wise to build a pull-down splash guard out of a window blind so that your clothes don't get ruined. It also might be nice if that splash guard had some poignant messages like: "Flossing and personal hygien are for quitters", "The way to victory is through self-sacrifice", and "4 out of 5 doctors recommend Corezone over any other leading non-proscription medicine". Otherwise-make their last moments on this earth meaningful, like fruit flies. Variations on the idea is the self-decapitation machine -similar to this model only the trigger handle is located a little closer to the comfort form-fitting neck cradle. |
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