Simply take an old ten-speed bicycle tire intertube and cut it up into little chunks like the picture to the left. Use a stapler to get them together. You can also have a giggling good time by making up your own intriguingly bondage looking rubber puppets! Ohhh the exoticness of it all!
How to build the large scale ones:
Take a small hunk of wood about the size of a cucumber stick two metal fingerlets ripped off a black umbrella (or use a purple pink Poka-Dot umbrella for a Perky-Bat). Cut up a small water bottle for a good body shape, tape it all together with some black electrical tape, put it on the end of a golf club and you are ready to flap and squeak your way into the hearts of conservative America.
