~Sanzo’s Red Destiny~
On a wonderful and sunny day, the All-Mighty, All-Knowing, All-Smoking Sanzo was walking down the street in his oh-so-stylish dress...er...robes . With his gun in his hand, he had every intention of killing anyone and any thing that got in his way or annoyed him. While walking through the town, he came across an interesting looking store. He walked up to the window and peered inside. Something about the store drew him in and before he knew it he had opened the door and gone in. The store was filled with blues, blacks, grays, and off-whites for the most part, but there was something that caught his eye. It was a bright red, ankle-length dress, made out of sequins, with fake fur around the bottom and shoulders. He walked over to it and looked closely at it. After several minutes he took the dress off the hook and asked the lady working there if he could try it on. She gave Sanzo a funny look, but because of his facial expression, led him to the change room without a word. As Sanzo put the dress on, he realized that this was not like him and immediately put his robes back on. While he pt the dress back onto the hook, he realized that he needed the dress, and the dress needed him.
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Thirty minutes later, he walked out of the store with his Princess Hat™ on and gun in hand. Goku, Gojyo, and Hakkai, were at the corner of the street, waiting for him, as they had not known where he had gone. Eyes widened and mouths dropped as they saw Sanzo approaching. But this Sanzo was not wearing his regular ensemble. This Sanzo was wearing a bright red, ankle-length dress, made out of sequins. To complete the outfit, he was wearing red high heels and gold hoop earrings, as well as the Princess Hat™ and gun. The three of them were speechless. Sanzo walked up to them, gave them a look that could have killed and asked what was wrong. Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai each replied with “Nothing” and everything was back to normal.
Well, almost.
~Fin