Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen! I am so happy that you could join us today. I'm Prinzess Pippi and I'll be your host today on 'When Body Parts Talk'. Today we have a very special guest! Please put your hands together for Mr. Penis!!!!

PP: Thank you for joining us today Mr. Penis

MP: It's my pleasure

PP: *giggle* I'm sure it is *giggle* (composes herself and clears her throat). Now Mr. Penis, to start this interview off I was wondering if you could give us a little background information on erectile dysfunction *giggle*

MP: (gives prinzess pippi a glare) I'd be happy to. Here�s what I know about erectile dysfunction, it sucks and it�s hard. Or rather it�s not hard.

PP: *giggle*

MP: Even the terminology is lousy. It used to be called impotence�

PP: *giggle snort*

MP: (give Prinzess another glare), anyways, that was too emasculating, and not even technically correct.

PP: Mmm Hmm (filing her nails)

MP: (rolls his eyes) So instead it began to be called erectile dysfunction, you know � ED. Very empowering. (Turns towards Prinzess) Do we get a special parking for that?

PP: (Raises her eyebrows) In the spirit of openness that this�um�condition *giggle*, should inspire, I�m going to be upfront with you � I don�t know dick about ED. My friends are always saying that men think with there crotch�but I guess that�s why you�re here. It�s very big of you to agree to this interview.

MP: Don�t you start with the cracks about my size!

PP: *laugh* No, I mean it�s a very sensitive subject

MP: Listen, I know I�m very sensitive, I just had an off night yesterday�.I�m sorry

PP: *gasp* (starts to blush) SHHHHHH! That always seems to be the problem lately! What�s up with that?

MP: That�s the problem (dejected with head hanging)

PP: I heard that erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men in North America, including 52% of men aged 40 � 70, is that true?

MP: As you get older, you�re more likely to get heart disease, high blood pressure, diabetes and cancer. And if those aren�t bad enough the drugs used to treat them can mess up the circulation through me and you get fizzle instead of sizzle, leading to ED. But then there�s all the effects mental problems can have on sex. If you�re stressed out, or depressed about work or worried about performance, it�s tough to fire on all cylinders no matter how old you are.

PP: *yawn* Wow you�re long�I mean, very impressive. How do you know all this anyway?

MP: Hey! We�ve all had problems. But�

PP: Oops�that�s all the time we have today, sorry for cutting your time so SHORT�

MP: Hey!

PP: Please join us next time on �WHEN BODY PARTS TALK� Where our special guest will be�oops, don�t know yet. HAVE A NICE DAY!