On a more serious note....

Chris Pronger......YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!! When you sign a contract, you keep a contract, you are now among the list of the most hated men in Edmonton. That list includes

Peter Pocklington - Asshole ACTUALLY had the nerve to trade Gretzky

Doug Weight - You say you love the Oilers, and then you stab us in the back by taking more money and moving to a different team

Mike Comrie - Cheating scum...any more wives you've slept with?

And now Chris Pronger - Way to go, what a list to make dickwad!