Common Sense Advice

This page is for you stupid people who have to be told everything and don't have a common sense of your own. There may be some advice on this page that is actually good advice, I apologize for that right now.

Tip #1: Don't cross your legs when you're wearing a short skirt.

Tip #2: Don't bend over when you're wearing a low cut shirt.

Tip #3: Always carry an extra pen, you never know when one will stop working.

Tip #4: Always leave earlier then you have to, you never know what might happen. It's better to be too early then too late.

Tip #5: When in doubt, check again.

Tip #6: Never pet a burning dog.