Dashing through the snow,
In a one orc open sleigh,
Over Cadahras we go,
Killing all the way!
Muah Ha Ha!
Bells on Arod ring
To make our spirits bright
What fun it is to stab and sing a slaying song tonight.
Oh!
Jingle Bells
Strider smells
You can bet that Sam loves eggs
The ring is gone
Gimli loves his mom
And Saruman had ballet
Hey!
Jingle Bells
Rivendell
Legolas sailed away
Theodred's dead
Smeagol lost his head
And Pippin's always in the way!
Middle-earth Twelve Days of Christmas by Laidalwen:
on the fist day of christmas tolkien gave to me
A tacky golden ring
Two gay hobbits
Three rings for elves
Four furry hobbits
Five different races
Six oliphants
Seven rings for dwarves
Eight pints of ale
Nine killer wraiths
Ten pipes of weed
Elevens elf for german!
Twelve hairs on gollums head
