I shoot bows and arrows and I have long hair
take me to Mordor and I will say
I will outscore a dwarf anyday .
I'm a short dwarf man, short and stout
I carry an ax and I love to pout
Take me to Mordor and I will shout
where is that stupid elf boy, he is probably eating sauer kraut .
I'm a little hobbit short and stout
here is my hand I'll show you the route
take me to Mordor and I'll shout
tip me over and the ring falls out.
