Caption Contest Round 20
This is the Caption Contest page, (I think I have a knack for stating the obvious) and it is here that you get to have even MORE fun! All you have to do is look at the picture below and come up with some kind of a caption for it. Any caption will do as long as it is PG-13 or lower. You may enter more than one caption if you would like to. Use the form below to enter a caption! Congratulation to Angela for winning the last round!Thanks guys, and keep those entries coming! Also, if you like Caption Contests, be sure to enter the ones at Arramiel and Diamond's sites!
Webmistress' Note: You can be funny without being dirty! If it's not appropriate by my standards, it won't be posted. Sorry if that makes anyone upset.
Round Twenty:
Starts: 10/28
Ends: Whenever
Current Captions:
Eowyn-*think* since when does aragorn have a double chin???
~ Babybloom

Eowyn: You should shave my Lord, You're harier than Brego.
Aragorn: Nag,nag,nag...
Eowyn: Thank you, but you still need to shave.
~ Jennifer

What do you mean, you want to be a seamstress?
~ Jedi Elf

Eowyn : Awww, cheer up Aragorn! 'The sun'll come out, tomorrow...!
~ Hollis

Eowyn: *sniffs* What in Middle Earth is that SMELL!?
~ Faerie In Combat Boots

Aragorn was concerned at just where Eowyn's hand was going...
~ Hobbit-eyes

Eowyn: You know that Anduril is broken, right? The other half of the blade is over there on the ground.
~ Elendae

Eowyn: Where is she? The woman who gave you that jewel.
Aragorn: She is passing into the West with all that is left of her kin.
Eowyn: ...So you're single, then?
~ Rachel

Aragorn (thinking): Maybe if I don't make eye contact with Eowyn she'll go away.
~ Valerie Russell

Aragorn: Yes, so I'm in love with Arwen and... Where did you just put your hand?
~ Fiona LOTR Lover

Eowyn: Do you smell something?
Aragorn: Don't even say it.
~ Zia

Eowyn just couldn't BELIEVE that Aragron never trick-or-treated in his life.
~ Hobbitses

Eowyn:  You know Aragorn, you could really use a bath now and then.
Aragorn *confused*  What is a bath?
~ Smeagz

Horse in the back: HOLY MAN HE TOOTED!!!!!!
~ I_Heart_Gollum

Eowyn:I thought you were seeing someone else!*slaps Aragorn's face and walks away*
~ Princess Pewee

Eowyn: so, do you have a grilfriend, or are you avaliable?
~ Amanda

Eowyn (thinking to herself.) : He has something stuck to his cheek. Should I tell him? Nah, I'll just let him find out for himself.
~ Amanda

Okay, on the count of 3, I'm going to hold her hand. 1...2...3.....4....5......DOH!
~ Angela

(Eowyn) You wore SOCKS with SANDALS!?
(Aragorn) I don't want to talk about it, OK?
~ Pip

Eowyn: "Are you really 87?"
~ Anarion

Eowyn: Hmmm... nothing in his pockets...
~ Meolilykitty

It was at that moment when Aragorn realised that they had left Gimli back at Edoras.
~ Linwen O Lorien

where is she? the woman who gave you that jewel *I love you I love you I love you please love me*
~ Eowyn

Aragorn soon realized that he shouldn't have said that about Eowyn's mom, and bites his tongue.
~ Elfgirl

When Eowyn asked if that dress made her look fat, he should've lied and said no, but he didn't.
~ Elfgirl

E:So if I give you a horse, will you go out whith me?
A:Now did I say that??!!
~ Arwen

So you're the king.... but I thought Elvis was dead.
~ Alexa

Aragorn: Man where's a port-a-poty when you need one?
~ Pip

Aragorn *thinking* "Don't look at her.  Just keep saying to yourself: Arwen, Arwen, Arwen...
~ Pip

Eowyn: So...your Gandelf's son...or brother...no nephew...right?
Aragorn *thinking* Blonds.
~ Rowan

HORSE: Hooooo,doggie! wich one of these humans lost control of their gas???
~ Lauren

Eowyn "Do you think I'm fat?"
Aragorn *sigh* "Women"
~ Pip

Eowyn "Aragorn, are you even listening to me?"
Aragorn *thinking* "Reforge the sword, become king, marry Arwen.  Reforge the sword..."
~ Pip

Aragorn:(thinking)why is she staring at me? I already have a woman...er..elf.
Eowyn:(thinking)doesn't this guy know how to use Head and Shoulders?
~ Daoen

Eowyn's interest in Aragorn made 'The Real World: Edoras' a hit among all humans in Middle-earth.
~ Elven Child (Val)

When Eowyn asked him, 'Are you wearing that new fragrance from Lacoste?' Aragorn kept his eyes firmly fixed on the ground before his trudging feet. It would have been unkingly to reply, especially if the answer had been yes.
~ Nara

Eowyn wondered how long it had been since Aragorn had used a shower, or deoderant for that matter.
~ Enchantress

"If you keep playing with your sword like that you'll go blind."
~ James

Aragorn, not used to being around females, wonders if she will ever be quiet.
~ James

Dear Dairy. Day fifty-six No Orcs in sight. Talk with pretty girl. Not pretty as Legolas. Beard still mangy. Still not King yet.
~ James

Eowyn, would you please take your hand off of my left buttock?
~ Somethingweird

Uh-oh!  Aragorn I am telling your girlfriend about this little 'friendship' of yours.  Tsk. Tsk.  I thought you were a better man than that!
~ StarSword

Did you wash your hair......?
~ Mrs. Gamgee

Eowyn wonders what the woman Aragorn is obviosly thinking of looks like.
~ Nimlothwen

Eowyn: So what do you..
Aragorn: Sshhh, I'm thinking about how good a shower would be right about now!!
~ Meghan Monaghan

Aragorn: My Lady, what is that??
Eowyn: My Lord, I think that is what others call dung. Did you bring the pooper scoopers?
~ Meghan Monaghan

Aragorn: So...you really
do think Legolas is prettier than me?
~ Idril_Telruna

Eowen: Aragorn...?
~ Marybeth

Aragorn: so Frodo got stabbed and we were in the woods when the beautiful and gorgeous Arwen saved........
Eoywn: Uhhhhh?
Aragorn: oh,  I mean the beautiful goregous ....um.....uhhh...::gulp::......marvin....no.....darwin...mean....a gawin?....
Eoywn: What???
Aragorn: umm..::sweats:: gaa ......um ......Pippin! Right Pippin saved him and...... ::pheww::
~ Hannah the Elf Maiden

Eowyn: What do you mean you still sleep with your stuffed animal named Snuggles??
~ LegoPipBillyBloomyMerryDom

Heyyy there sexy! What about it? tonight, ten, dont be late!
~ Kerstin

Eowyn: My Lord, would you like more stew?
Aragorn (thinking): Oh no, not again...
~ Elendae

"Aragorn did Eomer vex you again?''  said Eoywn.
"Yes, he called me a dodo bird." said Aragorn.
"Eomer you come here right now. how dare you call my boy friend a dodo bird."
~ Kelsey

Eowyn: So you were at Weathertop...
Aragorn: (thinking) I wonder what Eowyn's reaction would be if I grabbed her right arm and twisted it behind her back?
~ Lobelia Hardbottle

(eowyn) Who IS that gorgeous elf?
~ Sheep no. 101

Eowyn: And then she said that I said that he said that I said that I said that he said she said that I said to say her to say to him... Aragorn, are you listening?
~ Haradrim Raider

Eowyn: Um, hold still...
Aragorn: Why?
Eowyn: That horse is about to charge!
~ Frodofan

Eowyn: Aragorn, I think Arwen's standing over there, and she doesn't look too happy.
Aragorn: Well, she DOES know that we know each other because of war, right? RIGHT?!
~ Elven Child (Val)

Eowyn: I like your necklace! *thinking* My preciousss
~ Mashu

(E) So where is she the women that gave you that jewel?
~ Rachel Cherry

horse: I really shouldn't listen to their private lives...is she gonna ask him out or not...
~ Arwen

Eowyn: look I'm sure your "Arwen" is pretty and all that, but how about us two...huh?
*morphs into Elrond*: Let her go just push her off that cliff, nobody is prettier than my daughter...
~ Arwen


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