| Quotes! |
| Ahh, quoting. A true sign of obsession. Not all of these quotes will be humorous ones, but humour just seemed like the best place to put them. They will be divided into the books and movie(s), and more will be added when I remember them, or they are suggested. From the books Pippin: �Did he say, �Well, hullo, Pippin. This is a pleasant surprise.� No, indeed! He said, �Get up you Tom-fool of a Took!�� (I know there�s more to this quote, but it�s funnier just like this) Legolas: �Ai! ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!� Leading Sheriff: �You�re breaking arrest, that�s what you�re doing, and I can�t be answerable.� Pippin: �We shall break a great many things yet and not ask you to answer.� Part of the Text: ��on every wall there was a notice and a list of rules. Pippin tore them down.� (I don�t know why I find this amusing. I just do) Gimli: �I love you, if only for the pains you have cost me, which I shall never forget. Nor shall I forget finding you on the hill of the last battle. But for Gimli the Dwarf you would have been lost then. But at least I know now the look of a hobbit�s foot, though it be all that can be seen under a heap of bodies. And when I heaved that great carcass off you, I made sure you were dead. I could have torn out my beard.� Sam: �Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can�t carry it for you, but I can carry you and it as well.� Legolas: "If Gandalf would go before us with a bright flame, he might melt a path for you." Gandalf: "If Elves could fly over mountains, they might fetch the Sun to save us." From the Movie(s) (note: I tried to write with accents. Some of the quotes aren�t as funny without them) Pippin: �What�s that?� Merry: �This my friend, is a pint.� Pippin: �It comes in peents? I�m getting one.� Pippin: �Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins! He�s sitting over there. Frodo Baggins! He�s my searcond cousin once removed on his mother�s seede. And my third cousin twice removed on his father�s seede.� Boromir: �One does not simply walk into Mordor. The black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. And the Great Eye, is ever watchful. 'Tis a barren wasteland. The very air you breathe is a poisonous gas. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly." Legolas: "Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The Ring must be destroyed!" Gimli: "And I suppose you think you're the one to do it! Boromir: "And what if we fail? What then? What if Sauron taked back what is his?" Gimli: "I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hand of an elf! Never trust an Elf!!" Boromir: "They have a cave troll!" (the way he said that was gold!) Arwen: "If you want him...come and claim him!" Merry: "That was good." Pippin: "Let's get another one." Pippin: "You need peeple of intelligence in this sort of meeshon, quearst, thing." Merry: "Well, that rules you out, Pip." Elrond: "So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring." Pippin: "Grayt! So, where're we going?" Pippin: "Well, we had one, yes. What about searcond breykfast?" Merry: "Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip." Pippin: "What about elevenses. Lunchen. Afternoon Tea. Dinner. Supper. He knows about them, right?" Haldir: "The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark." Gimli: "Nobody tosses a dwarf......Ye-argh!...Not the bearrrd!" Pippin: "Are we lost?" Merry: "No." Pippin: "I think we are." Merry: "Shhh, Gandalf's thinking." Pippin: "Hey, Merry." Merry: "What?" Pippin: "I'm hungry." *More to come!* |