Things to Say During the LotR Movie to Annoy/Amuse People

This is just one of those pointless humour lists. But you can try out all of these. I have�well some of them, but I intend to try them all! Enjoy. ^-^ Lots of thanks go to David, Alec, Robert, Kieran and Rebecca for suggesting some of these.

- At the Passing of Boromir Scene, as the boat holding Boromir�s body goes over the edge of the waterfall:
              �Wait! I�m not dead yet!�

- When Frodo and Sam hug in their boat (The Breaking of the Fellowship):
               �pooooOOOOFSSS!� (start out quiet, then get louder. The longer the call, the better)

- As the Fellowship passes the Argonath statues:
               (singing) �Stop! In the name of love!�

- During any of the Elrond scenes:
               (for Aussies, after Boromir has his little whinge during the council) �Shut up and eat
                your hormones.�
               (any other lines from �Priscilla: Queen of the Desert� that you can remember should
                also be quoted)

               (for anyone) �Hello, Mr. Anderson.� etc.

- When the Balrog appears:
               �Ai! ai! A Balrog! A Balrog is come!� (why, oh why, did they cut this line?)

- Whenever a joke is made at the expense of a chapter name, ie, �Oh�a long expected party.�; �Hmmm, riddles in the dark.�; �Short-cut to what?� �Mushrooms!�:
                Groan or laugh loudly

- When the Uruk-hai guy is shooting Boromir, and Boromir keeps fighting:
                �Why won�t you die?�

- In Rivendell, when Frodo sits up in bed, and you catch a glimpse of one of his nipples:
                "That's a tit! That is a tit!"

- Do the Frodo Jig (that's what my brother, friends and I call the little dance Frodo does at the party). You'll especially annoy people (and embarrass yourself) if you do it in the walkway.

Submitted by Abbey:
- Right after Elrond says: "It must be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came...one of you must do this.":
                "So...any volenteers?"

And...for the Two Towers Movie...

- When Aragorn is talking to Hama's son before the battle of Helm's Deep:
                "They mostly come out at night...mostly." (He looks like the little girl from Aliens!)

- When �owyn comes to Theoden to tell him about his son's passing:
                "Muggghn...pooh pants!" (If you've seen South Park's version of Rod Stewert or the Pope, you should get this!)

- As the Ents march to Isengard:
                "The ents go marching one by one, hurrah!..." (lame - I realise)

- Anytime �owyn looks at Aragorn:
                (singing) "Why do birds suddenly appear..." (this is a running joke with most movies between Dave and his friend Alec, whenever there is a lovey-dovey scene)

- During the Entmoot (when the Ents are all swaying):
                (singing) "Kumbaya, my lord, kumbaya..."

- After Sam has made his little motivational speech near the end of the movie:
                "Shut up, Sam!" (sorry - we don't like Sam)

- In any of the scenes with Aragorn and Arwen:
                "That is some hot shit! Sorry, sorry, got a little excited there"
                (or) "Suck that cock!" (followed from the same apology - it's from "Orgasmo")

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