The gift of love doesn't have to be expensive. For you men and women a like who only have spare change in there wallets, can still buy a gift for your loved one.. Try The gift of thread. Yes thread may come in a variety of different thicknesses, and colors.
Most women prefer meduim thickness, durably soft, cotton thread. To test the durablility put to ends of the thread between two fingers and gently give a yank. If they thread breaks; no that doesn't mean its durable enough for that lady in your life, it is totally the opposite. Life shouldn't be fragile and neither should your thread, think tough.
The color prefered by all women and men around the world is of course brown. Brown may not be good for grass, but it is good for somethings. Such as hair (duh), eyes (of course), chocolate (seeing a pattern yet) Coffee, and of course dirt.
So the number one cheap gift. You guessed it; the world's best, BROWN THREAD.
For all you guys out there if you want to make even a better impression try paying for dinner.
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