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Name: Keith Ellison |
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Hobbies: Playing guitar, drawing pictures |
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Not single |
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Instrument- Guitar- Vocal |
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Dream Intrument- Washburn Nc70 Idols Evil Twin |
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Hello my name is keith and i am 5'10" aswell Ergo I am Shorter than Adam.
I was born on the remote island of Canada where i was raised by prep school teachers on how to act proper. I told them I was going to fight the system and start a band.
I was banished to Czecloslavakia where I knew of a man who knew how to grow hair on his chest. so I saught him out. When I got there he died so I left. i went to Russia and hitched a ride in the back of a pickup truck. The men there are quite nice they felt I should sleep ( So they covered my head in a black bag and tied up my hands and feet and such...) then I woke up in some water where I had untied my hands and swam to China. A man in great art and form taught me and my old friend Adam "The ways of the chink- Robert Frost". He told me about the idea of starting a band... The sound of this made me teleport to America where I changed my name to Eric Clapton and learned the guitar. Now is my great return... ... ... to Lightside Nemesis. |
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Name: Adam Olah |
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Hobbies: PLaying drums, reading, Going outside, blah blah blah |
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Instrument: Drums |
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Howdy, my name is Adam and I am 5'11/6'0".. I play the drums, obviously, and i am athletic, kind of. I used to live in Poland, where I grew up, then I was deported because I wanted to take over Poland. Then i lived in Czecloslavakia, where i spent most of my life growing hair on my chest. I was finally deported on may 18th, 1962, where I then came to Japan, where i learned the ways of the chink. In march 21st, 1971, I gave up the chink ways to go to Greece, where I became the infamous trojan man, selling condoms to everyone world wide. I finally sold my business to Frank Wardenisalstein, where he then made billions while I got zippo. I then came to Canada in search for woman. But since I have been to so many places, and lived by many radiation factories, I was known as a high school student, since the radiation caused me to look 65 years younger, even though im 82. So now i am the drummer for this ridiculous high school band, when I can be off into my dream place, Australia...Ive always wanted to go there in search of my birth mother, Kangaroo Jane... Oh well, must go some other time.....Toodles.... |
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Name: Bob Kolvek |
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Hobbies: Sleeping, Playing guitar, eating, sleeping |
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I am not single |
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Instrument: Guitar |
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I am 16 years old. I was born december 19 1989. i started playing guitar semester 2 grade 9. I met Adam (The drummer) in Poland where he told me that he was going to form a band one day. He showed me his talents on the drums. I to liked the idea of starting a band. So I was about to suggest forming a band together. But when he was deported from Poland, i felt alone and without a band. So instead of feeling sorry for myself, I decided to track him down. I went everywhere from china to finally Canada. That is when I met a person by the name of Keith Ellison. He Told me that he too also wanted to start a band. So i said to him that we should form a band and together we set out to find Adam, our drummer. Two weeks later we found him in an alley drunk like a monkey. The next day, we told him the idea of forming a band. He agreed to form a band. |
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