The Bulgarian Stallion
As you understand, I am the Bulgarian Stallion, future superstar and
maintainer of this butt kicking site here. My actual personality sucks
donkey's ass, everybody will tell you so. For that, and for more schizophrenic
reasons, I prefer to hide myself behind pseudonyms which are much more
fun. Fun, folks! Don't forget to live!!! Besides that, my name is not one
of the prettiest in Frankfurt and tends to shake hands with my nose. The
whole miserable situation ends up in all the boys'n'girls of the university
making fun of me!
Once in a sombre mood, I realized that managing multiple personalities
is a helluva fun and a very handy thing to do. And I am convinced, that
a guy named Frederick Bulsara could never have become the legend he was.
So here you are - and remember - The Bulgarian Stallion knows about
the Order Of The Universe!
Donnie Rodriguez is a cheap, boring musician who performs the dullest
of Billy Joel, Cliff Richard and Paul McCartney songs. He sports some kinky
vocal adventurousness and certainly does know how to accompany himself
on the nylon strings. The real idea behind Donnie Rodriguez was to emulate
Robert Rodriguez' dream of a mariachi. He started up torturing the
customers at the "Funkekeller", a rather fine place to eat that doesn't
exist anymore. He got some tips there. You can hire Donnie Rodriguez anytime
in and around Frankfurt for approx. $100, though it's said he disgusts
money and plays excessively over the time limit.
In the summer of 2002 Donnie was very short of cash, so he busked around
Frankfurt, Wiesbaden, Darmstadt and Mainz. "It was very hard to rock off
and it nearly ruined my voice, but it was fun the first couple of times."
Misho Staropolev
In 1999 Misho recorded a piece of music called Cubular Balls. He recorded
it all by himself, much in the Mike Oldfield mode that blew his mind for
three nights. At the time some very few (five or six) people heard of the
piece that was all credited to some Ivan Piperov, who was said to be "a
member of the Mess and wishes to remain there for the rest of his life".
Some liked it, some raved about it, and others preferred to say that it
was a bland copy of Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells". In any case, the piece
was recorded under pressure and urged numerous mistakes, of which I'm not
really proud.
Misho disappeared ever since then. I do have some contact to him and
while I refuse Cubular Balls to be released under the Mess moniker, Misho
tells me that he has a lot of ideas for a follow-up of his "masterpiece".
Certain is, that when "Cubular Balls - Part Two" is finished Misho's
solo record should be ready.
Ronald Wichsenberg
A pretentious and highly unpleasant character, that Ronald. It's almost
impossible to talk to him. Hell, even I don't like him! What he uses during
discussions are not arguments, but huge piles of dirty lies and rumours.
That's what I call modern journalism! As fate wants it though, Ronald has
remained in steady contact with the Mess. He once wrote linear notes for
their first album "Jivin' Drvin' & Suicide", but they were so offensive,
that the band preferred not to use them. Misho Staropolev agreed Ronald
to write the respectless critique of Cubular Balls - under the condition
of his name being altered! - and sent it along with the cassette. Next
year Ronald is reserved for writing the linear notes for Pantofis' album.
Be ready to hear from Ronald anytime in this site. After all, he's
the journalist here.
