What if Miroku crossed over and asked his all time favourite question to characters not of 'Inuyasha'?
By Piper (Disclaimer claimed in main page)
Fushigi Yuugi
Miaka
He�s asking me to bear his child? Could it be that I�ve grown up enough that he�s looking at me!!!
Hotohori
I�m too beautiful for you.
Tamahome
Okay, but you�ll have to pay me a ryou for each child I give you�
Nuriko
You�re asking me because I�m prettier than Miaka, right?
Blackadder
Edmund Blackadder
Let�s just put it this way, if we were the last two people on earth, I�d be trying to start a family with your staff.
Baldrick
(Looks seductively at Miroku) I�ll bear you child Mister weird-looking-monk-from-a-strange-land-that-I�ve-never-heard-of-before.
Edmund Blackadder
Baldrick, he was talking to me. I�m sure if he wanted to have offspring with a gorilla, he would�ve gone to the zoo. Now go and clean the dining table, I want to be able to eat my dinner off it.
Good Queen Bess (from Blackadder II)
Oh, alright. But you�d better be thinking that I have the prettiest nose otherwise I�ll have your head chopped off and it wouldn�t be very nice, would it?
Queen (from Balckadder I)
Oh, but I�m not ready, I haven�t had a bath or anything.
Captain Flasheart (from Blackadder goes forth)
What are we waiting for? Let�s doo-ooo-ooo it!!! (Does that thrusting motion with his hips while talking).
Ranma �
Akane
You pervert! (bludgeons him with her trademark mallet)
Tsubasa
I�m not interested in men!
Happousai
Oh god! The pong of a male!! (whips out some female underwear and buries his face in it) Ahh! Nothing as refreshing as the scent of women!!
Cologne
I�ll send out the wedding invitations right away.
Shampoo
Shampoo belong to Ranma, Shampoo only bear Ranma�s child. If you win Ranma, Shampoo belong to you, then Shampoo bear your child but Shampoo warn you, Ranma very strong, no one can beat Ranma!
Ryouga
(Goes all red and starts making holes in walls with his finger) Well, uh, I uh�I never knew you felt this way about me�but I�already have�someone else�oh no! What am I saying??!! (Writes Akane�s name on the wall).
Mousse
(hugs Miroku) Oh Shampoo! I knew you felt this way all along!! Let us forget Ranma and start life anew!! Hmm? Shampoo, when did you cut your hair? It suits you...
Kuno
I, Tatewaki Kuno accept your challenge!
Urusei Yatsura
Ataru
Hey, that�s a great pick up line! Mind if I use it? Say, you got any others? (turns to Mendo who is snooping behind him) What are you doing here?
Mendo
Keeping you out of trouble. Tsk tsk, preparing to torture some innocent girl I see.
Ataru
So what are you writing in your notebook? (Snatches it and reads;) hmmm, �pick up lines�will you bear my�.�
Mendo
(snatches book back) Mind your own business!
Ten
How dare you say such a thing to me! I�m a good boy, I am!
Cherry
You have an evil aura overshadowing you.
Sakura
You lecherous monk, I shall exterminate you after I finish my lunch!
Gensomaden Saiyuki
Sanzo
(points pistol at Miroku) Say that again and you die!
Gojyo
You call that a pick-up line? Come with me buster and I'll show you the real way to get women...(puts hand over Miroku's shoulders and they walk off to a sleazy-looking bar)
Hakkai
Na-nani? (smiles at Miroku but his hands are preparing to launch a light attack)
Goku
Do I get to eat food?
Saint Seiya
Sent in by Eve
Seiya
Pervert! In Athena's name, I will destroy you!
Shiryu
Fellow, you are in dire need of deep meditation, to clear up your confused, cluttered mind.
Hyouga
Oh yes! I'll be good to the child, too! You see, I lost my mother...
Shun
Er, I don't know...must ask Niisan first.
Ikki
Genma Ken!
The Golden Saints Version (also by Eve)
Mu
I am busy at the moment. But perhaps you would like me to fix that bizarre hole on your hand...?
Aldebaran
Break my other horn, then I'll consider.
Saga
No, I won't, but maybe my evil side will.
Deathmask
Care for a trip to the other world first?
Aiolia
You want to talk to my brother - he's the one good with kids.
Shaka
How dare you ask me such an impertinent question, you lowly mortal? Kowtow before me or I shall terminate your miserable existence!
Dohko
You're asking a 200-year-old to bear your child? Are you out of your mind?
Milo
Yeah, right.
Aiolos
And I suppose you'll expect me to take care of the child at the cost of my own life?
Shura
I'm here to guard Athena, not to listen to weird proposals from wayward monks.
Camus
It's the ice coffin for you - maybe a hundred years from now when you're defrosted, you wouldn't be so misguided.
Aphrodite
I knew you'd ask me sooner or later, the most beautiful Saint alive.
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