Inuyasha- I DON�T NEED A BABY SITTER!
Kagome- You are in the �real� world now, there are a lot of ways you could get in trouble�
Sota- Dang sis do I have to baby sit him??? *looks at Kagome with puppy eyes*
Kagome- Yes you do, I�m paying you so you should be happy! You are only in the 3rd grade and you have a part time job thanks to me!
Inuyasha- *rolling his eyes* I�m telling you I don�t need a to be watched over! I mean cant I just hang out with Miroku and Songo in the feudal age?
Kagome- You know they are on a date, and I don�t want you to disturb them okay?
*Sota & Inuyasha roll there eyes*
Inuyasha- fine, fine I�ll let the little brat watch me�.ugh�how do I let myself get drug into these things?
*later that day*
Sota- So�what do you want to do?
Inuyasha- *laying on the couch* I�m fine the way I am kid, now just go away�
Sota- Hey I am getting paid to watch you and I had better do it..
Inuyasha- Fine ill let you �watch over me� What do you plan on doing?
Sota- Lets play a game! Do you know how to play a game boy?
Inuyasha- *sitting on the couch playing Mario brothers on the game boy* You dang monkey die die die!
Sota-�uh Inuyasha careful �You might break it *crunch* nooo! You broke it!
Inuyasha- Well it was the only way the monkey would die�.
Sota-..ugh.. Fine lets do some thing else�when was the last time you had a bath?
Inuyasha- Noooo we went through that in the last story, I am not going near one of those things in a long time.
Sota- Just checking�Well do you want to play with Buyo?
Inuyasha- Who is Buyo?
Sota- Our cat, silly!
Inuyasha- Oops..*scoots into a corner*
Sota- What do you mean � Oops�?
Inuyasha-..I thought that was a demon�I threw it out the window..
*Inuyasha & Sota look out the window*
Buyo- Meow, *sees Inuyasha* HIIISSS!
Sota- I think he is okay�Now lets find some thing to do..Hey have you ever been to the movies?
Inuyasha- What�s a movie?
Sota- it�s a story that plays out on a huge screen, you�ll like it!
*Later on at the movies*
Inuyasha- what movie is this?
Sota- Its 8 Mile, you�ll like it ^_^
Inuyasha- What was that big sign on the door that said R for?
Sota- Uhh it means you have to bee 16 or older to see it�
Inuyasha- Did you use me to get into this movie!?
Sota- No never! *thinks to himself* ~hell yea I used him�Eminem is hot!~
Inuyasha- Okay just making sure, so whats the movie about?
Sota- Just watch
*About an hour & a half later*
Inuyasha- *walking out of the theater with Sota* Yo dat sh** was trippin!
Sota- hell yea�.oops I�m not aloud to say that�.heck yea!
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(On the other side of town)
Kagome- * sitting with Hojyo on a date* �~I wonder what Inuyasha is doing right now~
Hojyo- Kagome are you all right? You seem distracted, should I leave?
Kagome- *blushes* No not at all, sorry I guess I am distracted. My little brother is baby sitting some one I think might be a little out of his hands..
Hojyo- Oh, I remember when I used to baby sit�so much fun! Hey how about we go and check on them?
Kagome- sure!
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Inuyasha- Hey dog did tat white boy have to show his butt?
Sota- Yo man dat was da best part of the movie!
*Inuyasha sweat drops*
Inuyasha- Hey where did Kagome say she was gonna ditch us for?
Sota- Well, she told me not to tell�but hey she aint paying me to keep secrets! She is going out on a date with Hojyo
Inuyasha- *heard all over the world* WWHHAAATTTTT!?!?!?!?!
Kagome- Did you hear that?�oh never mind. Lets go find Inuyasha now ^.^
Inuyasha- *walking down the street with Sota* Hey what did you say this is?
Sota- it�s a cigarette I think people smoke it�.
*kagome sees Inuyasha holding a cigarette and Sota looking at a picture of Eminem�s butt*
Kagome- What�s going on here?
Inuyasha- Hey bit**, what up?
Kagome- *twitch twitch* what did you say?
Sota- yea bit** what up?�oops�sorry don�t hurt me!! *Kagome chases down Sota and pounds him*
Kagome- Inuyasha did you let Sota watch that 8 Mile movie?
Inuyasha- He made me see it, Do you think I like looking at rappers butts?
Sota- Hey I saw you drooling too!
Inuyasha- *twitch*�DID NOT!
Miroku- *walks up behind Kagome and grabs her butt* Hey girl what you up to?
Kagome-�ACCCKKKKKK!! *SSLLLAAPPP!*
Inuyasha- First you grab her boob now you grab her butt?
Hojyo- Hey who grabbed who�s butt?
Kagome- *hides behind Hojyo* kill them! Kill them all! They are touching me *whimper*
Inuyasha- Hey you got to see me naked so we are even!
Kagome- How many times have you seen me naked! We are not even close to even!
Hojyo- *Twitch twitch* I thought you weren�t seeing any one!
Kagome- well I, its not what you think. I mean I�uh�listen for some reason we keep on seeing each other naked�it just happens..
Miroku- isn�t any one going to ask me why I am here with you guys instead of with Songo?
*Kagome & inuyasha* yea why are you back?
Miroku- Well I sort of touched her�
Inuyasha- what do you mean you �sort of touched her�?
Miroku- Well I put my hand on her boob and asked her to bare my child�
*every one sweat drops*
Kagome- eh�you did what?
Inuyasha- you deserve it!
Miroku- *touches Kagome�s butt* Oops..sorry I was thinking about Songo..
Kagome- *hides behind Inuyasha*�please use your sword or some thing to kill him!!!!!
Miroku- my bad�I�m sorry I�m sorry
Hojyo- * Just now realizing that Inuyasha has ears* wha..what? What are those..things on his head?!
Kagome-..Ohh heh�I didn�t tell you about him did I? ^_^
*after explaining about Inuyasha*
Hojyo- Okay�I think I can handle this..Could I go into the feudal age?
Inuyasha- I don�t know why don�t you try?
*hojyo jumps in*
Inuyasha- *flash* Hey he�s gone!
To be continued. . .
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