Disclaimer: I do not own Inu-Yasha or the rights to any of the
characters. I do not own
the rights to the Inu-Yasha Movie. I do, however, own the rights to my
character, Umeko. BECAUSE SHE'S ME! I! THE GREATEST BISHOJO, and
author, IN THE
WORLD!! ahem Anyways, please enjoy the fic. ~_0
Everyone was at the well. There was a big commotion going on. Why?
Well....
Kagome: Inu-Yasha, LET GO!!!
Inu-Yasha: NEVER!!!!!
Sango, Miroku, and Shippou are standing there watching Inu-Yasha and
Kagome play tug-o-war with the T.V.
Kagome: I have to take it back!
Inu-Yasha: NO! I wanna watch the T.V.!!!
Kagome: Too much T.V. Is bad for you! You're getting addicted!!!
Inu-Yasha: I am not! Now GIMME!!!
Kagome was pulling on the T.V. Side, while Inu-Yasha tugged on the
cord.
Sango: Uh... Inu-Yasha...?
Inu-Yasha: (Distractedly) What?!
Miroku: I, uh, dont think you should be pulling on the cord like
that...
Inu-Yasha: What in the hell do you know?!
As he says this, he gives the cord one good yank. The result was the
cord being
pulled straight out of the T.V., and Inu-Yasha falling backward, cord
still clutched in
hand.
Shippou: Oooooh.... Inu-Yasha broke the T.V.!
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! You idget! SIT!
Inu-Yasha: (Plummets face first into the ground) Arg!
Kagome: I can't believe you yanked the cord! Now I have to take the
T.V. Back to get it fixed!
Kagome manages to get the T.V. And herself down into the well and
dissapear.
Inu-Yasha: (Pushes himself off of the ground.) That Wench! I'll-
Miroku: Inu-Yasha, it was you who pulled the cord and broke it.
Inu-Yasha: (Growls) SHUT UP, MONK!!!
Miroku: Why are you yelling at me??
Shippou: (Crying waterfalls) WAAAAAAAAAAAH! Inu-Yasha broke the T.V.!!!
Sango: (Sighs) Now look what you did, Inu-Yasha!
Inu-Yasha: WILL EVERYONE JUST GET OFF MY BACK?!?!
Just then, a fireball came shooting from the sky, landing on top of
Inu-Yasha.
Inu-Yasha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!
The fire dissapears revealing a young girl sitting on Inu-Yasha's
back.
Umeko: Gotta work on those landings! (Description: She looks similar to
Sesshoumaru. She has Kikyo hair except she has reddish highlights while
Kikyo had blueish highlights She has yellow eyes and red stripes on her
hands and face like sesshoumaru claws, fangs, etc... A big black fluffy
tail wrapped over her shoulder like sesshoumaru's white one Is wearing
black chinese styled clothes with red trim anyone seen Ranma �? She's
wearing those short Chinese dresses that Shampoo wears She also has a
red cresent on her forehead like Sesshoumaru except his is blue.)
Everyone steps back in surprise.
Inu-Yasha: (Is all burnt from the fire and manages to push his face off
of the ground) GET OFFA MY BACK!!!!!
Umeko: (looks down at Inu-Yasha, shrugs, and hops off. She looks around
at everybody staring at her.) What??? What are you all looking at???
Miroku: (Whispering to Sango) She looks a little like Sessoumaru!
Sango: (nods) Yes, there definetley are some similaritys.
Shippou: Not only that, she's the AUTHOR!!!
(Dramatic music plays in the backround)
Everyone gasps and takes more steps back.
Umeko: (Smiling evilly) That's right! So i control you all! BOW BEFORE
MY
AWESOME POWERS! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Everyone: Sweatdrop
Inu-Yasha: (Gets up and stomps up to Umeko) Hey you! Just who do you
think you are?!
Everyone: Gasps
Inu-Yasha: What?? What are you all gasping for???
Sango: Inu-Yasha be careful! She's the AUTHOR!
(Dramatic music plays in the backround)
Everyone looks around confused, then looks back to Umeko.
Inu-Yasha: So?! I'm not afraid of some stupid AUTHOR.
(Dramatic music plays in the backround)
Everyone: Sweatdrop
Umeko: (Twitch) Be careful with your words Inu-Yasha, or Ignorance will
one day be
your downfall.
Inu-Yasha: (blinx) uh.... What?
Umeko: You heard me! I am the AUTHOR and i control-
(Dramatic music plays in the backround)
Inu-Yasha: Oh sut up! And what's with the music??? And whats with that
fluffy boa thing
over your shoulder!?
Umeko: It's not a "boa thing" it's a TAIL!!!!
Miroku: Uh.... And who are you, Miss....
Umeko: Oh yes! I havn't properly introduced myself. Ahem I.... (The
backround suddenly gets sparkly) am known as... (Sparkly sound effects can
be heard) Umeko!The greatest Bishojo, and author, IN THE WORLD!!!
(fireworks go off out of no where.)
Sango: (Ducks under her hiraikotsu for cover, Shippou hiding behind
her.)
Miroku: (Throws himself on the ground)
Inu-Yasha: (All the fireworks created loud explosions)
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG! MY EARS! THEY BLEEEEED!!!!
All the firewoks dissapear and everyone looks up and around
cautiously, Inu-Yasha could be seen on the ground, twitching, his eats damaged by
the explosions. The only one standing is Hinome.
This is when Kagome returns, climbing out of the well.
Kagome: (looks around in shock at the scorched trees and at everybody
who are still on the ground.) What's going on here?! (Sees Umeko) And
who is that?!
Sango: (Still hiding behind her hiraikotsu) Watch out Kagome! She's the
AUTHOR!!!
(Dramatic music plays in the backround)
Kagome: (Looks around confused to where the music is coming from, then
looks down at
Inu-Yasha who is still on the ground twitching) Uh...What's wrong with
you, Inu-Yasha?
Inu-Yasha: (Sits up and puts a hand to his ear) WHAAAT?!?!
Shippou: His ears were damaged by the explosive sounds of the fireworks
Umeko set off
Kagome: "Umeko"? 0.0 (Blinx) >.< 0.0
(Note: Umeko means child of the plum blossom in japanese (didja learn
sometin' new???))
Umeko: Well, since this is a Movie Fest fic, let's get to the movie!!!
Inu-Yasha: WHAAAT?! SQUIRELLS?!
Everyone: Sweatdrop
Miroku: (walks up to Hinome) But Kagome took the T.V. How will we be
able to watch
a movie??
Umeko: (laughs) This is a simple matter for I, Umeko, The greatest
Bishojo, and author, IN THE WORLD! (Strikes a pose)
Miroku: Uh....yeah.... ^_^;
Umeko snaps her fingers and a big screen T.V. Appears in the middle
of the clearing along with a few couches and bean bag chairs.
Everyone gasps in amazement, and everybody, besides Kagome and
Inu-Yasha
(Who is still hard of hearing) ran and sat on a couch.
Kagome: H-how did you do that?!
Umeko: HaHA! This is nothing for I, Umeko, the greatest Bishojo, and
author, IN THE WORLD!!!
Inu-Yasha: WHAAAAAT?!?
Sango: So, what are we going to watch?
Umeko: (pulls out a dvd out of no where) THIS! ^_^
Kagome: (Takes dvd and reads) "The Inu-Yasha Movie".... wait a
minute...what the--
Everyone: NANI?!?
Umeko: (Grabs dvd) YEP! Thats right! Now everybody sit down so we can
start the movie!
Suddenly, a whirlwind came, uh, whirling in on the scene. Kouga Jumps
out of the twister and screeches to a halt.
Kouga: (Ignoring everyone else) Kagome-san!
Kagome: Uh...Hi kouga!
Inu-Yasha: (Sees Kouga and says quite loudly) YOU!!!!!!
Kouga: (Stumbles back from the loudness of Inu-Yasha's voice) Yo! Mutt
face! Why are ya yellin'?? (sticks a finger in his ear trying to clear
it)
Inu-Yasha: (Who has, of course, not heard a single word Kouga said) YOU
BETTER LEAVE OR YOUR GOIN' TO DIE!!! (reaches for Tetsusaiga hilt)
Kagome: Inu-Yasha! SIT!
Inu-Yasha: (Plummets face-first into the ground) OWWW!!!!!!!
Kouga: (looks over at the couches and T.V.) Hey, it's that V.T. Thing!
Shippou: T.V.!!!
Kouga: Whatever. (Grabs Kagome's arm and pulls her to a couch) C'mon
Kagome, let's go watch the T.V.!
Kagome: (being pulled) ACK!
Inu-Yasha: (See's this) HEY!!! (sits on the other side of Kagome on
the couch)
Sango and Miroku sat on a couch with Shippou in between them.
Miroku: Put in the movie!
Kouga: Yeah, let's see it!
Inu-Yasha: WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN?!?!
Umeko: OK! OK! (walks up and pops the dvd in the player)
Umeko sits alone on the only remaining couch and pushes power on the
remote. They were then hit with the sound of the Shikon no tama breaking
on the maximum volume. It was so loud, it blew the couches back and
everyone fell to the groun, except Inu-Yasha who just looked around at
them confused. Umeko quickly turned the volume down and pushed pause.
Everyone crawled back to their seats.
Kouga: DAMMIT! WHO IS THIS WOMAN?!
Inu-Yasha: She's the AUTHOR stupid!!!
(Dramatic music plays in the backround)
Sango: mutters That is starting to get really annoying -.-;
Kagome: (gasps) Inu-Yasha, you can hear again!
Inu-Yasha: Huh?? Hey, yeah! I can!!
Miroku: (Grumbles) Can we just get on with the movie??
But before Umeko could push play, another visitor came by. Sesshoumaru
walked up in front of the T.V. Screen, fan girls swarming around him.
Inu-Yasha: (Growling) GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!
Sesshoumaru: Ha! I, Sesshoumaru, the greatest bishounen in the world
(strikes a pose) does not listen to mere half breeds such as yourself,
brother.
Fan Girls: YEAH!
Inu-Yasha: (glares and growls at them)
Fan Girls: (cower and hide behind Sesshoumaru)
Umeko: You really do need to move, Sesshoumaru. You're blocking the
screen.
Sesshoumaru: Follish woman, that was my intent- (stops when he notices
that Umeko's appearance reminds him of someone....Then realization
struck and he steps back in surprise.)
Kouga: Hey.....uh... are you two related...? (looking back and forth at
Sesshoumaru and Umeko.)
Kagome: (Staring also) wow, ya' know.... they do look kinda' similar...
Sango: Yeah, they both have big fluffy tails too.
Miroku: Umeko has a lovely tail... (drools)
Sango: ...... (wacks Miroku on the head with her hiraikotsu)
Miroku: OW!!! Sango that hurts...
Sesshoumaru: (Is glaring at Umeko) so... (eye twtich) you, too, are a
full blooded dog demon...? (twitch)
Umeko: Yep. For I am Umeko, the greatest bishoujo, and author, IN THE
WORLD! (strikes a pose)
Everyone: sweatdrop
Sesshoumaru: So... You mock me??? Well, we shall battle! And then we'll
know who is the greater demon!
Umeko: (flips thru script) hey.... this isn't how this fic is supposed
to go!
Sesshoumaru: Destroys script with his yellowish green lazer whip) we
shall fight now, wench!
Fangirls cheer.
Oki: (Blond haired fox demon) What will happen to Inu-Yasha, Kagome,
and the others? Will Umeko ever get the movie started?? Tune in next time
to find out!
Inu-Yasha: Who in the hell are you?!
End of part one Please e-mail me at [email protected] if u have any
comments! Arigato! ^_^
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