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disclaimer: you know the drill. I don't own them, never have, never will, which sucks!
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a day in the life of Sango
"HENTAI!" came a loud screech from a now awake sango, "I should kill you right now, houshi-sama, and don't think I won't!!" she then allowed her boomerang to dent the poor priest's head.
"Doozo Sango-sama, truly you think I did that?" Miroku clutched his throbbing head as sango continued to hit him, "I would never dream of doing such a thing while you slept so peacefully!" Miroku moved his hand from his head to show a peace symbol.
"Humph, Houshi-sama, I know it was you, who else would do it?" she lifted her weapon for him to answer.
"It was�uh�inu-yasha! YAY that's it!" he pointed to the hanyou who fell out of the tree he was sitting in from surprise.
"Me? Hentai? are you going insane?" he bared his fangs and claws warning him not to do anything.
"Houshi-sama, that's a lie and you know it!" she stomped off towards the hot-springs shoting miroku a dirty look when he advanced to follow.
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"The nerve of that jerk, to think I would fall for that lie and think that inu-yasha touched me while I was sleeping, the hanyou was in the tree for kami's sake!"
"Sango-chan?" came kagome's voice, "is it alright if I come in?"
Sango turned to see kagome, and smiled, "Oh course kagome-chan, come on in! just as long as it isn't houshi-sama, I'm fine."
"Hm. he seems sorry, he was sitting all depressed after you left."
Sango perked up a bit but didn't let on, "Well serves the hentai right for groping me in my sleep!"
"True."
Sango and kagome bathed and talked about the idiotcy of men for awhile.
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Meanwhile�
"hentai, you're so pathetic, you just let the talking rat ((shippou)) poor pudding on your head�" Inu-yasha eyed the pudding now seeping down the sides of Miroku's sad face.
"It doesn't matter inuyasha-kun, I don't understand why sango-sama became so upset."
inu-yasha stared at him like he just grew three heads, "bakayarou! you groped her in her sleep and tried to blame it on me! of course she's pissed at you, who wouldn't, if I did that to kagome, which I wouldn't mind you, I'd be dead with a million sits but now!"
"but that's different, I do it to sango-sama all the time, why would now be any different?"
"Maybe she finally cracked baka! you do it to her way to much, if I was her, I would kill you!"
That didn't really ease miroku's nerves, "im going to apoligize!" he got up to go but was quickly pinned to the ground.
"BAKA! have you been listening to a word I've said? she's going to kill you because she's at the hot springs dumbass, you'll see her naked and then she'll kill you, but if you want to die, please don't hesitate!" he sat back prepared to throw him away, he didn't want this hentai to see kagome naked. ((ah�))
"hm. OH WELL!"
~*~
Sango sat up suddenly from her relaxed position in the hot water, "do you smell something?"
kaogme sniffed the air, "yeah, it smells like the pudding I had in my backpack."
Miroku cursed himself for not killing the kitsune when he had the chance because now they could smell him, it wouldn't be long before they came to the tree he was behind and kill him, he snorted quietly, this was going to be difficult.
"What do you think it is Sango-chan?"
"Not sure, well we better get back and make sure whatever it is doesn't get the rest of your food." Sango stood up and Miroku's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets, he just saw two naked women, Sango and kagome actully. He nearly fainted from the beauty.
"Did you hear something kagome-chan?" Miroku mentally kicked himself as he ran away and back to the laughing inu-yasha.
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kagome and sango came back and sango smiled, oviously feeling better and even hugged the little kitsune.
"today is so wonderful!" she yelled to no one as everyone else in the group stared at her like she was crazy, which she might be at this time�
"ah, inu-yasha can I talk to you for a moment, you too shippo!" she grabed the startled youkai and pulled them away.
"Wench what are you doing?"
"giving sango-chan and houshi-sama some room, duh!"
"oh�"
Sango watched them go and wondered what they were going to talk about that was so important, then she realized that she was stick with miroku, "kuso, what do you want?"
"im offended sango-sama, but since you're hear, I'd like to ask you something, is that okay?"
"Iie."
"nani? why not!?"
"Because you're going to ask me if you can grop me and the answer is Iie!"
Miroku sighs, "that's not what I was going to say. what I was going to say was that�um�"
"spit it out houshi-sama!"
Miroku drew back a little and then said simply "gomen nasai" he then handed her a flower that was behind his back and walked away, don't know where, but he obviously had somewhere to go.
Sango watched him leave and looked at the flower and sighed, "oh houshi-sama, what am I going to do with you," and with that she placed the flower behind her ear and walked off some where as well, "some times your sweet and then other times you're the biggest hentai I've ever met. maybe�you're not so baDDDDDDDDD! HENTAI!" Just when miroku was about to get his points up he had to grab sango's but�
somethings never change�
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