Disclaimer: the characters of �Inuyasha� belong to somebody else; I am only borrowing them for a while. I do not own them nor do I own Macdonalds, Disneyland, the US, popcorn, choc tops, coke, and no, not even the chicken. I owned maybe just one cockroach but it died. Now stop reading this disclaimer and start reading the answers to the question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Inuyasha: Feh, like I yiffin� care.
Kagome: To get to the other�hey, is this a trick question?
Shippou: Does it have candy?
Miroku: Is she pretty?
Sango: To get away from the perverted priest.
Shippou: Maybe it saw the Thunder Brothers and became afraid and�
Kagome: But they�re dead.
Shippou:�oh, yeah.
Miroku: Do you think she�ll bear my child if I asked her?
Kaede: Do you really want to have a child with a chicken?
Miroku:���chicken? ChicKEN? I thought it was chick�
Sango: Pervert!
Rin: Maybe it saw some pretty flowers on the other side of the road?
Sesshoumaru: I do not eat Human food.
Everyone: Eh?
Sesshoumaru: I refuse to eat the chicken!
Inuyasha : Idiot! No one is asking you to eat the damn chicken. They�re asking you why the stupid thing is crossing the road!
Kouga : As long as the chicken stays away from my woman I don�t really f**king care!
Inuyasha : (drawing Tetsusaiga) Who�s your woman?
Kouga : Who do you think, dog-turd! You�re stupider than I thought!
Inuyasha: Why you! (Starts attacking Kouga)
Kagome: SIT!
Miroku: Maybe you should elope with the chicken, Kagome-sama.
Sango: You�re sick!
Shippou : You mean the chicken�s bisexual?
Sango : I keep telling you, it�s trying to get away from the perverted priest!
Rin: What does �perverted� mean?
Miroku: (Nudging Sango) Answer that!
Sango :���.(Bludgeons him with the hiraikotsu)
Jaken : It must�ve seen the might and power of Sesshoumaru-sama and decided to get away.
Rin : Or maybe it saw Sesshoumaru-sama on the other side. He�s so nice!
Everybody stares at Rin, they have only just noticed her existence although she�s been around for a while and made 3 comments.
Kaede : Who�s this little girl?
Sesshoumaru : She�s just someone I uh�look, it�s none of your business!
Shippou: Do you eat humans?
Kagome : Kyaa~! It�s the silence of the lambs!
Kikyou : Lambs? What Lambs? Weren�t we talking about the chicken?
Inuyasha: K-Kikou! When did you drop in?
Kikyou: Just before!
Kagome: The chicken was trying to escape the other chicken who is said to be the first chicken in a past life and some silly witch made the other chicken out of earth and bones and stole the soul of the first chicken so the other chicken can move. So now, the other chicken is being really annoying and trying to get back with her ex who actually is going out with the road-crossing chicken now. May I add that the ex is also a stupid, dog-breathed two-timer!
Everyone: ?
Kaede: What are you talking about?
Kagome : �nothing.
Shippou: Dogs!
Everyone: What?
Shippou: I reckon that Sesshoumaru eats dogs!
Inuyasha: Where did you get that idea?
Shippou: You know how the saying goes�it�s a dog-eat-dog world.
Miroku: (Whispering to Sango) So, do you think perhaps everytime Sesshoumaru tried to get the tetsusaiga from Inuyasha, he was actually just hungry and was looking for a meal?
Sango : It�s possible.
Inuyasha: Will you quit that already?
Kouga : What�s wrong, dog-turd? Afraid you�ll be doggie chow?
Sesshoumaru: I do not eat uncouth half-breeds like my wimp of a half-brother!
Shippou : Meaning you�ll eat dogs if they�re not uncouth, half-breed wimps?
Kagome : Kyaa~! It�s the silence of the dogs!
Inuyasha: I am not uncouth and I am not a wimp!
Sesshoumaru: Can we get back to the chicken?
Silence
Shippou: Why did the dog cross the road?
Inuyasha: Shippou, shut up before I am forced to hurt you badly.
Shippou hides behind Kagome.
Silence
Kagura : I don�t know much about chickens but if it�s dead, I�m sure I can manipulate the corpse.
Naraku : Kukuku�Shut up, Kagura, they�ll notice us!
Too late!
Miroku: (flexing his muscles) I reckon the chicken crossed the road to kill you, you bastard!
Naraku: Now, why would the chicken want to do that?
Kagura : Maybe it�s related to that chicken you had for dinner the other night!
Kagome : Kyaa~! It�s the silence of the chickens!
Kaede: Kagome, are you feeling alright?
Kikyou: Maybe the chicken is running off with her brains!
Kagome: Shut up, you replica of a dead person!
Kikyou: I resent that!
Kagome: So sue me!
Kikyou : You want me to kill you, don�t you?
Looks at Kagome with menacing eyes.
Kagome : Kyaa~! She�s insane! Inuyasha! Help!
Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, and Kouga are too busy beating up Naraku to notice the bitch fight between Kagome and Kikyou.
Inuyasha: In a minute.
Kagome : Save me before I say the �S� word!
Inuyasha : Wench! Hey, Kikyou, can you leave her alone until I have some time to defend her? I�m kinda busy at the moment.
Kikyou: (Notices that everyone is ganging up on Naraku) Hey, I want in on the killing of that jerk!
Naraku : (with black eyes and broken teeth) Look, as much as I�d love to get beaten up by you guys, we still have that chicken problem to answer�
Inuyasha : Stuff the chicken, I�d rather beat you up, bastard!
Miroku: (bopping Inuyasha on the head) Do not use such foul language in front of women!
Inuyasha: You lecherous jerk! Why are you hitting me for? Get HIM!
Sesshoumaru: I dislike that Naraku guy too but I must say that his idea of getting back to the chicken is a good one. You people are getting blood on my fluff.
Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama, I�m hungry.
Sesshoumaru : Don�t tell me, tell Jaken.
Jaken: But Sesshoumaru-sama, the ru�err, I mean Rin ate yesterday. I humbly do not think it is wise to spoil her so.
Shippou : Kagome, I�m pretty hungry too.
Kagura : Maybe we could eat the chicken; I never had one before. Naraku wouldn�t share his.
Sango: Yeah, actually, all this beating the jerk up is making me hungry too.
Sesshoumaru : If I said it once, I�ll say it again, I refuse to eat the chicken!
Miroku : Fine with us. But one chicken isn�t enough for all of us minus Sesshoumaru.
Kagome : I know! Let�s go to Macdonalds! They have chicken nuggets and chicken burgers and a whole lot of other stuff too.
Kouga : Let�s go then!
Sesshoumaru: I do not eat Human food!
Kagome : Oh, Macdonalds isn�t Human food, it�s cockroach food.
Sesshoumaru : In that case, I�ll come too.
Rin: Yay!
Naraku: Do you mind if I join you guys? Getting beaten up is pretty tiring you know.
Kagome : But you�ll have to shout.
Naraku :��kay.
Inuyasha: And we get to bash your brains out afterwards.
Miroku: But not before you treat us all to the movies.
Sango: And we want popcorn and choc tops and coke with that.
Shippou : And if you pay for our admission fee to Disneyland, we�ll let you live a little longer.
Kouga : Of course, that�ll be the one in the US so that means our airfare and accommodation too.
Naraku :���������������.�kay.
Everyone: Yay!
Kagura : And you�ll give me my freedom too.
Naraku : I wouldn�t push it if I were you, Kagura.
Kagura: Damn!
Kaede: Can we get going then? I want to come back before it gets dark.
And they all went to Maccas for lunch and forgot about the most significant question of all: why did the chicken cross the road?
The End.