Sarah *Shortcake*

I am a beautiful 15 years of age. I reside in beach-front land in southern California, on the Camp Pendleton Marine Corps Base. This makes me special. I am located at a less than 10 minute drive from the Oceanside pier. My house is small, my family is loud. Our noise echoes through our military-built housing area. I love my family, but no thanks to them for this website because our internet service sucks.

I spend most of my time on my computer, taking up bandwidth on several different sites. I do not have screen burnout and I am not a computer geek. I also enjoy the beach, skateboarding...or learning to..., dancing, and rearranging my room at various times. I love to write. Most of the amazing works that come from this delicate brain are sarcastic essays, pretty poems that usually don't rhyme, and angry rants on politics and wordly issues.

I like fun, chocolate chocolate-chip icing on a spoon straight from the box, burnt CD's, very little anime, Stuart Townsend, pretty girls, blonde guys, sexy accents, cheerios with lots of sugar, the way I pronounce ninety, and ice cream and scary movies get me in the mood. I am not a loner. I generally communicate with people in real life, such as my friends, but I am often found on AIM or on my telephone.

I hate liars, cheaters, raspberries, people who steal things, people who screw around with copyright shitz, cheerleaders, strawberries that aren't red all the way through, whiners, whores, and little kids who try to mess with my sister.

Lovers and Friends

I love Tyler with all my heart. He's awesomely sweet and has an incredibly sexy voice, and I have a picture now! And we're getting married in approximately 5 years...so clear your calendars for 10/20/03

I am also quite in love with my best friends and their strangeness. They are currently Casara, Meisha, Tammy, Alicia, Tiffany, Danielle, Cahill, Chryssa, Anoli, Jenny, Kendra, Ashley, Faryn, Mahala, Amber, and Jessica & Jessica. Also Rocky my neighbor (but not anymore), Adam, the other Adam, Chris, Leiland, Travis, Stephen, and of course Tyler loves me too.

Also, we're not friends, but Allison at RNDC is my inspiration. Nah, not really, she's just another angry, Matt Skiba-loving teen like me. And Linz at Fire the Laser is pretty gosh darn amazing too.