Professor Spluunc's Lecture!
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"Zo!!" "Childern! Und Madame Tibetten!! I will be brief!" "The fundamental quvestion off life is this!!" "Of What are things made? Of what is matter composed??"
"I don't know, Professor! Atoms?"
"AHa!" "And of what are atoms composed???" It is mine theory that the subatomic particle is composed of CHOCOLATE!!!"
VE SHALL PROVE THIS BY RETURNING TO THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!! There we shall see the coming into existence of the basic element of being!!
THE MONOCHOC!!! |
"He's Gone Do-lally!!!"
But they noticed!! MADAME TIBETTE WAS APPLAUDING!!
"ALL IS READY, HERMANN! BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Madame Tibette pushed a button and. . . .
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