| Frank |
| PINKZILLA IS HERE TO ROCK YOU |
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| This is Skyler. He sings and shit. |
| Here is Nate. He plays Happy Bass and will not take no for an answer. |
| This is Dono. He drums. We call him Boner. |
| TOGETHER WE ARE: |
| PINKZILLA!!! |
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| OUT NOW! OUR MASTERPIECE IS COMPLETE, OUR FIRST CD. IT'S CALLED PARTY IN A PARTICLE(drugs sex rock'n'roll) AND WE'LL GIVE YOU ONE, FOR FREE. (shipping included) TO GET ONE TALK TO ANY OF US OR CALL NATE AT: (503) 717-9105. WE'LL SEND YOU A COPY. |
| PLEASE BUY OUR CD... WE'RE DESPERATE. |
| DUCK MY SICK FRANK. |
| SHOWS: May 28th. The Eagles Lounge. Pinkzilla, 800 Octane (fuck yes) Paint by Numbers, Steps to Lydia, Tommy: The Gun |
| PARTY IN A PARTICLE(drugs sex and rock'n roll)'S TRACK LIST: 1. Bjorn the Pink 2. Off the Wall Slut 3. Necropolis 4. Garage Rock 5. Social Disease 6. Vice 7. Remote Control 8. Our Little Secret 9. Kill The Patriot Act 10. Kick 11. Jumpin' Jack Flash. 12. Lullabye |
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| GIRL STATUS: SINGLE |
| GRRL STATUS: ZILCH. NADA. DICK. (that means nothing) |
| GIRL STATUS: BONER IS NOW DATING A GIRL WE ALL CALL 'VAGINA' |
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| BELOW IS FRANK. HE'S OUR ONLY ROADIE. WE CALL HIM "BUTTER BALL". HE CALLS NATE "WHEAT THIN" AND HE CALLS SKYLER "SKYLAPANTS" AND, LIKE WE ALL DO, HE CALLS DONO SIMPLY "BONER" |
| Frank: The catcher of falling Amps and the ultra fast changer of strings. He knows whats up. And ladies, he's "great" if you know what I mean. |
| She sells stuff for us. She sits behind the table and takes your money. It's a hard job, but she does it wonderfuly. |
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| Please Steal our CD. Burn it, boost it, whatever, we're just flattered that you want to listen to our artistic vision. |
| Other songs: 1.Find your own 2. If your a homophobe, you're an ASSHOLE 3. Reinvent me 4. The Lawnmowin' Song 5. Resident Evil (only we can't really play it live because Skylarpants can't sing it in a key we can play in without tuning our guitars down a step... but its about zombies. ) 6. The Kyuss Riff. |
| The Pinkzilla Crew. |
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| Evangeline |
| Also, we'd like to give mad props and/or a shout out to our parents, especially Boner's dad, he hauls alot of stuff for us. But they've all done something, so thanks. You rock. |
| also, check out our Myspace: www.myspace.com/11236277 |