A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamilar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quite.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way to fast to think about cholesterol
I entend to live forever - So far so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have have to buy her friends?
When everything is coming your way, you're either in the wrong lane going the wrong way.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
If at first you don't succeed, then sky-diving ain't for you.